Parking ticket. tempting idea.... Iwent to the amp the other day, and Iwas in there for only about 5 minutes, When I came out there was a police officer writing
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Parking ticket

Iwent to the amp the other day, and Iwas in there for only
about 5 minutes, When I came out there was a police officer writing a
parking ticket. So Iwent up to him and said, 'Come on, mate, how about
giving a man a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a biro sucking d** ahead. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse
manure,
He finished the recond ticket and put it on the windscreen with
the first, Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes,,,
The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn' t care. My car was parked around the corner,
Itry to have a little fun each day, ts important.
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User avatar #4 - UzbeckistanianGuy (02/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
this is a spinoff of another joke....

which was written in Uzbeckistan, the best country in the world
User avatar #5 to #4 - MrSwapps (02/23/2010) [-]
Hey you spelled America wrong
User avatar #13 - joneez (02/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**joneez rolls 665,736,684**

Translation for Americans: "Biro" is a British term for ballpoint pen.
Trivia Man AWAAYYYY!
User avatar #16 to #13 - Normania (02/24/2010) [-]
Thank you Trivia Man!!
#14 - Almondania (02/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Wow. A British version of an old joke.

A windscreen? Are you ******* kidding me? God damn that's gay.
User avatar #17 to #14 - radon (02/24/2010) [-]
**radon rolls 801,332,526**
Wow. A Named version of an old anon.

A troll? Are you ******* kidding me? God damn that's gay.
User avatar #10 - chocolatehugzz (02/23/2010) [-]
hahahah ohh woww.
great revenge idea
#3 - theepiccunttainter (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**theepiccunttainter rolls 48** this roll will be 00-98
User avatar #9 to #3 - JarJarBinks (02/23/2010) [-]
silly, - isn't a number
#12 - Sicbomber (02/23/2010) [-]
Hahahah Damn thats just funny
User avatar #11 - AnimalTERMINATOR (02/23/2010) [-]
if only i lived in a bigger city
#2 - PwnSauceOnYourFace **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
WIN!
#1 - punkie (02/23/2010) [-]
haha ! win !
User avatar #23 - Supdude (02/24/2010) [-]
**Supdude rolls 880,330,201** Somebody is going have the biggest FFFFFFFUUUUUU ever
User avatar #20 - Apex (02/24/2010) [-]
Man needs a medal..

Can we get a gold medal over here for this man!?
User avatar #19 - ACLIPZ (02/24/2010) [-]
**ACLIPZ rolls 183,492,168**
Oh My God I would ******* kill some one
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