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7 ways to scare your room mate

7 Ways to Scare your roommate:
l) Buy some knives, Sharpen them every night, While you' re doing so,
look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon-..
2) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room- Keep one
pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell your roommate, We got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint.
When you recoler. say you can' t remember what the message was, Later on, say,
Oh, yeah. I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out. glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in. sit on the floor, hold your head. and moan.
5) Make a sandwich. Don' t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich.
Wait until your roommate gets rid of it and than say.
Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
6) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You' re back!"
as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,
keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn' t you be going somewhere?"
7) Talk back to your Rice krispies, All ofa sudden, act offended,
throw the bowl on the floor and kick it, Refuse to clean it up, explaining,
No, I want to watch them suffer.
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Submitted: 06/15/2011
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#20 - bobscanfly (06/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#82 - xXxCenturionxXx (06/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#81 - cutetechnoraver (06/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I rather watch Coco Pebbles suffer.
#25 - nmaster (06/15/2011) [-]
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#1 - AnonymousDonor (06/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
i dont NEED to sharpen my brand new CutCo knives!
#108 - donatellotmnt (06/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Ways to scare your roomate

1.Stab him in the leg with a shard of glass.
2. Kill his entire family and put their heads in the fridge.
3. Take a **** in his mouth while he's sleeping.
4.Cover yourself in kerosene, light yourself on fire, and run screaming into his room.
5. Skin a live deer in bathroom.
6. Tape knives to all your fingers and chase him around the house like an angry cat.
7. Shoot him in the back of the head with a nailgun.
#54 - KFCownz (06/16/2011) [+] (19 replies)
try to best 'cause your only a man

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User avatar #7 - kobegriffeysanders (06/15/2011) [-]
How can anyone that does these things possibly have a roommate in the first place?
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User avatar #9 - AvalonD (06/15/2011) [-]
#8: keep the tea cup to normal cup ratio 3:1
User avatar #56 - lunarenigma (06/16/2011) [-]
I dont have to scare him anymore, i told him i was gay when we first got a dorm together >:) A WHOLE YEAR OF "I have nothing against you but ca you please sit outside while i change" totally worth it
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