My Best Friend Ellen. This is my best friend, Ellen. She is the funniest person I know, and recently got her wisdom teeth pulled out. I have MANY more quotes, p hats off to You ellen
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My Best Friend Ellen

My Best Friend Ellen. This is my best friend, Ellen. She is the funniest person I know, and recently got her wisdom teeth pulled out. I have MANY more quotes, p

This is my best friend, Ellen. She is the funniest person I know, and recently got her wisdom teeth pulled out. I have MANY more quotes, posts, etc of things she has said, and if you guys like 'em, I will share many more to come. Enjoy!

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t Ellen -June 10 at S: Reply q Report
lg. haven' t gotten yam wisdom teeth aut until yau' ye had a
FREAKING FREAK THE FREAK OUT PANIC ATTACK in front of
yam surgeon/ his assistant and threatened ta hate them
literally, I said: "l will hate yam I will. wwill hate mu ferever.")
unless they bring yam mom inta the room like a baby
terrerist making negotiations.
Then, when they said "Haney, it' s okay, yau' re just cam mg off
the anesthesia. Settle dawn..." I said "l' M STRONGER NOW!"
whassat'? lla) and then just start SCREAMING until they made
me breathe inta a paper bag because I was hyperventilating
and bawling.
Then I decided ta tell my mom ''I' m sad." ayer and dyer and
ayer again, still crying, until a 4 hour nap, wake up, and
ate same sou p.
It' s been a big day, and tthink anesthesia maybe isn' t far me.
I that because the agean later said: "She' s having a
bad reaction ta the anesthesia. It maybe isn' t far her.,..
armstring giggles)."
it Ellen -June 10 at 5: Reply. Report
aha, i dare mu ta read that through and paint out any piece
of information that diesn' t make me sou like an infant.
Tantrum, got same sahp and a nap, felt better.
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User avatar #3 - stallwallwriter (06/17/2011) [-]
I lost it at the "I'M STRONGER NOW!", I still can't reread this without laughing. Your friend is hilarious, I'd love to see more.
#1 - slyve (06/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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thumbed and subscribed in eager anticipation. good read :D
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