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Beating a dead butt

Good thing I'm in business.
If it's a repost, I apologize!

Learn to Pay Attention
students at Med School were receiving their
first anatomy class with a reah dead human body,,
They gathered around the surgery talala with the body
covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the tflops by teaming them, "In
medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities
as a doctor The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the human body."
For example, the Professor back the sheet, stuck
his finger in the butt of t e corpse, withdrew it and
stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"
he toad his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of
the dead body and sucking on it.
when everyone finished, the Professor booked at them and
them, "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck my middle finger in and sucked on my
index finger.
Now learn to pay attention."
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Submitted: 06/14/2011
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#6 - BOOOGAH **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #17 - mastashortie (06/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
"withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth" implying same finger
#5 - thatwasneat (06/15/2011) [-]
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#31 - odapac (06/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Next week's lesson.
Next week's lesson.
User avatar #4 - thephantur (06/15/2011) [-]
Thanks for the info, I'm looking to go into med.
#22 - fiskars (06/15/2011) [-]
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#13 - nerfee (06/15/2011) [-]
u mad students ?
#38 - Douchebagius (06/15/2011) [-]
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#26 - pickachutwoyou (06/15/2011) [-]
In med school, (provided it be a proper school), first year students with their first anatomy class with a human body would not technically touch the body due to guidelines and sanitary reasons given to all med schools and students. Problem? I loved the joke though, I love clever ones, especially about med school. thumb for you OP
User avatar #23 - thewerewolfking (06/15/2011) [-]
The Professor is the troll of all trolls
#37 - skirollup (06/15/2011) [-]
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#29 - anonymous (06/15/2011) [-]
[url deleted] and all the other sites that have this. Also old but I want thumb down because I still like.
User avatar #28 - Hase (06/15/2011) [-]
In all truthfulness, I've been at Med School for just over a year, and have not done anything with Dead Bodies yet. I regret the stage when I have too though.. And I will keep this thing in mind.
#21 - anonymous (06/15/2011) [-]
my grandmother told me this 7 years ago so i call repost.
User avatar #15 - oxYKellark (06/15/2011) [-]
Actually i heard of a story like this, except they used urine samples.
#14 - stewpid (06/15/2011) [-]
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