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Jizz in my Face
found while browsing. made me smile, so i thought it may brighten your day 
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pickoneandtouchit (06/15/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"
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supershades **User deleted account** (06/14/2011) [-] my response to reading that jizz exploded all over his face
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N. Korean citizen (06/14/2011) [-]
GOD DONUT, AUTO CUCUMBER IS SO DONUT ULYSSES!
That's literally what I got when I typed In "God damnit, auto correct is so damn useless."
That's literally what I got when I typed In "God damnit, auto correct is so damn useless."
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cinquilla (06/15/2011) [-]
I was about to add this to my favorites and just before i clicked to add it i stopped to think about how it would look to see something called jizz in my face in my favorites.
