I was thinking that it would suck to die on the toilet. Or with
your pants down in general. Like someone ohmes to kill you and
breaks into your bathroom, and you' re like "can you give me a
second?" The police will be laughing thier asses off while trying
to solve your murder and the photographer will have a pretty hard
time too. The headlines will read "Man killed while on the
Crapper." Your epitaph, lets not even go there. I hope the killer
would at least allow you to finish. Or pull your pants up. Would
he be embarassed as you? Like, would he say sorry awkwardly, and
then walk out till you finished? I sure hope so. There is just no
good way to die naked. Unless you' re doin it with some chick.
Then it he ooyl. "wall, he died doin what he loved. women."