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Submitted: 06/13/2011
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#62 - hockeykicksass (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Thats why i dont eat lobster, because its alive when you kill it"
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#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
my eyes hurt badly..

red text on grey background
User avatar #76 - mouthfulofmeat (06/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Dear OP,
You are an idiot.
Although most of these are dumb, the Yogi one is not.
Yogi Berra had a thing that he did, called "Yogisms"
"It aint over till its over"
"If you see a fork in the road, take it"
So in saying that he was dumb for making quotes like this on purpose, makes you one of the dumbest people. Try researching a little more about what your posting next time instead of just calling people stupid.
#48 - PepsiSucksCock (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Are Buffalo Wings really made from Buffalo?" - Jessica Simpson
#357 - captainsoqo (06/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What's up with this new generation slaughtering the meaning of words? Gay means happy, so "a happy marriage should be between a man and a woman" is basically what he said. Don't agree with it because I'm not homophobic.
#289 - pigshit (06/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #94 - benk (06/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
the problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are true. -abraham lincoln
#301 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/14/2011) [-]
My favourite quote
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User avatar #64 - skrott (06/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I lol'd at the last one and I was drinking fanta. It went all over my computer screen. I decided to clean it up but there was nothing to clean it up with near me, so i took off my underwear (it's 10:30 at night here, i was browsing fj like that) and used it to clean the sticky residue of the fanta from my screen. My mum walked in as I was butt-naked wiping sticky stuff of my computer with George Bush on the screen.
She thinks I have a crush on George Bush. FML
#360 - chunkyjunkster (06/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ahh! The text/colors make me want to dig my eyes out with a spoon. Jesus!!
#165 - alecskiroux (06/14/2011) [-]
''Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.''
#272 - Sandisky (06/14/2011) [-]
How dare you call a Yogi-ism dumb!
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User avatar #364 - MrJigged (06/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
If I was not so lazy I would make a comp of Yogi Bera quotes, he was a great ball player and actually very clever. He would always make oxymoronic statements on purpose.
User avatar #367 to #366 - MrJigged (06/14/2011) [-]
Some Yogi Bera Quotes (according to the internet):
-A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
-Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
-Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
-Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
-Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
-He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
-How can you think and hit at the same time?
-I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
-I never said most of the things I said.
-I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
-I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
-I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
-I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
-If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
-If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
User avatar #82 - makakak (06/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
red text on grey background? my eyes hate u ,op....
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