Best Sex Joke I've Seen So Far.
Two men are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How' s your sex life, buddy?"
The other guy answers, "Not so good. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she loses interest halfway
The first guy says "Yeah, I know what you mean, I used to have the same problem, but I found a
cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter
pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn' t get enough I" The other guy says
Hmm. I think I' ll try that."
The next day they are back at the bar again. The first man says, "How' d the starter pistol work
for you?" The other guy says "Don' t ask! Last night we were having a little . As usual, she lost
interest halfway through, so I fired the start pistol, just like you suggested." The first guy says "So what
happened?" The other guy says "She bit my cock, crapped on my face, and a naked man ran out of the
closet with his hands up!"