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Best Sex Joke I've Seen So Far.. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST I'VE SEEN IN QUITE A WHILE! Thumbs up for the sake of that poor man!. Two men are in a bar discussing thei

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST **** I'VE SEEN IN QUITE A WHILE! Thumbs up for the sake of that poor man!

Two men are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How' s your sex life, buddy?"
The other guy answers, "Not so good. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she loses interest halfway
through it."
The first guy says "Yeah, I know what you mean, I used to have the same problem, but I found a
cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter
pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn' t get enough I" The other guy says
Hmm. I think I' ll try that."
The next day they are back at the bar again. The first man says, "How' d the starter pistol work
for you?" The other guy says "Don' t ask! Last night we were having a little . As usual, she lost
interest halfway through, so I fired the start pistol, just like you suggested." The first guy says "So what
happened?" The other guy says "She bit my cock, crapped on my face, and a naked man ran out of the
closet with his hands up!"
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Submitted: 02/22/2010
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User avatar #39 - Alimosaka (02/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
It looks like
*puts on glasses*
someone is having a ****** time
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#16 - Almondania (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
It looks like...

*puts on singlasses*

...His evening was in the ***** !

YARRRR.
User avatar #5 - KisameFish (02/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
**KisameFish rolls 047,607,399**
In your whole life? Dude, i hardly even grinned, what are you, 7 yrs old.
#93 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**numbierwun rolls 295,480,602**
Hey, to some people that last paragraph seems like a lot of fun.
#57 - blafismfof **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
**blafismfof rolls 880,423,201** IM BEST FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY :D
User avatar #36 - jkake (02/23/2010) [-]
holy **** literally
User avatar #21 - remadon (02/23/2010) [-]
**remadon rolls 920,062,218** that happened to my friend.......................................................................... ..............................................................................tw ice
#108 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
<FONT COLOR="#ff0000">RED TEXT!</FONT> lol
User avatar #110 to #108 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
this is a perfect exmaple of someone who really tries for his goals lol
User avatar #69 - AcerbicSleight (02/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This isn't bad, but you must have lived a sheltered life.
User avatar #70 to #69 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
ok too many people are going to the "in my whole life" part, im changing it lol
User avatar #25 - kknivesout (02/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
That was stupid.

I did not laugh.
User avatar #27 to #25 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
i feel sorry for you, i guess it's just not funny to some people. I just figured i'd post it to see what pople thought.
#19 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
Then the bar tender gave him a free scotch and said "I didn't think you two were serious about doing that, you scared the boner out of me."
#118 - wolfanator (02/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
holy **** now that is a sex story
User avatar #14 - CuteMudkipz (02/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Thumbs up for the sake of the poor man? you do know this is made up right...
#79 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [+] (10 replies)
How about thumb down for the sake of your a thumb whore
User avatar #100 to #94 - AcerbicSleight (02/23/2010) [-]
Wuv, twue wuv, is what bwings us togevew today.
#127 - blafismfof **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
**blafismfof rolls 431,905,501** that guy shouldve did a barrel roll
#109 - EggmanEmpire (02/23/2010) [-]
**EggmanEmpire rolls 644,566,582** If i roll 999'999'999 i will delete my account.

LOL
#106 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [-]
<FONT COLOR="#ff0000"> RED TEXT! </FONT>
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User avatar #17 - pspkillah (02/23/2010) [-]
**pspkillah rolls 725,789,139**

such a brutal fail
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