Best Sex Joke I've Seen So Far.. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST I'VE SEEN IN QUITE A WHILE! Thumbs up for the sake of that poor man!. Two men are in a bar discussing thei
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Best Sex Joke I've Seen So Far.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST **** I'VE SEEN IN QUITE A WHILE! Thumbs up for the sake of that poor man!

Two men are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How' s your sex life, buddy?"
The other guy answers, "Not so good. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she loses interest halfway
through it."
The first guy says "Yeah, I know what you mean, I used to have the same problem, but I found a
cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter
pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn' t get enough I" The other guy says
Hmm. I think I' ll try that."
The next day they are back at the bar again. The first man says, "How' d the starter pistol work
for you?" The other guy says "Don' t ask! Last night we were having a little . As usual, she lost
interest halfway through, so I fired the start pistol, just like you suggested." The first guy says "So what
happened?" The other guy says "She bit my cock, crapped on my face, and a ***** man ran out of the
closet with his hands up!"
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Submitted: 02/22/2010
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#127 - blafismfof **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
**blafismfof rolls 431,905,501** that guy shouldve did a barrel roll
#126 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #123 - icyUpee (02/23/2010) [-]
Litterally, scaring the crap out of someone.
User avatar #121 - xXTheMuffinManXx (02/23/2010) [-]
**xXTheMuffinManXx rolls 190,685** if my roll ends in 6 i will have to get sixty nined by Justin beiber and raped by epic beard man then chuck norris will finish me off
User avatar #122 to #121 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
ouch, a 5. I guess we'll just have to make you get raped by ******** , sorry.
User avatar #124 to #122 - xXTheMuffinManXx (02/23/2010) [-]
aww man
User avatar #125 to #124 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
yeah i know it's a bummer )': you really wanted to be pumbled huh?
User avatar #120 - RandomX (02/23/2010) [-]
**RandomX rolls 980,476,033** Ew rofl!
#118 - wolfanator (02/23/2010) [-]
holy **** now that is a sex story
User avatar #119 to #118 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
i know, don't you love the part where they ACTUALLY HAVE SEX? just busting your balls man.
User avatar #117 - saggs (02/23/2010) [-]
**saggs rolls 224,626,393** LOLZ ROFL LMFAO
User avatar #112 - bobtheman (02/23/2010) [-]
**bobtheman rolls 214,025,031** lmfao
#111 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [-]
Seriously, this got to #4?
User avatar #115 to #111 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
surprising, isn't it? i thought this would be one of the lowest, but people really have a GREAT sense of humor.
#109 - EggmanEmpire (02/23/2010) [-]
**EggmanEmpire rolls 644,566,582** If i roll 999'999'999 i will delete my account.

LOL
#108 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [-]
<FONT COLOR="#ff0000">RED TEXT!</FONT> lol
User avatar #116 to #108 - eriktakesmanhattan (02/23/2010) [-]
That's sad...
User avatar #110 to #108 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
this is a perfect exmaple of someone who really tries for his goals lol
#106 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [-]
<FONT COLOR="#ff0000"> RED TEXT! </FONT>
#104 - cavhee **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
**cavhee rolls 977,223,467**
lmfao!
#93 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
**numbierwun rolls 295,480,602**
Hey, to some people that last paragraph seems like a lot of fun.
User avatar #97 to #93 - slim (02/23/2010) [-]
**slim rolls 47**
yea
#79 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
How about thumb down for the sake of your a thumb whore
User avatar #81 to #79 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
is that supposed to be a pun? and go ahead and thumb down i guess?
#83 to #81 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
well you said how about a thumb up for the poor guy, so i will thumb it down because you asked
User avatar #84 to #83 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
ok then? have fun with that ;D
#85 to #84 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
you know im beginning to respect you
User avatar #86 to #85 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
im a very forgiving person, thanks for the respect...maybe O.o
#87 to #86 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
You know, your a really good kid
+1 for you
User avatar #92 to #87 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
thank you, and as for you...a comment on ur profile or a friend request?
#94 to #92 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
Just send me a friend request
User avatar #100 to #94 - AcerbicSleight (02/23/2010) [-]
Wuv, twue wuv, is what bwings us togevew today.
User avatar #102 to #100 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
love the accent, lawl. kinda sounds like Tweetie a bit
User avatar #78 - IMissTheOldFJ (02/23/2010) [-]
Hella funny. Im gonna use this joke
#80 to #78 - anonymous (02/23/2010) [-]
who uses the phrase "hella" anymore?
User avatar #88 to #80 - IMissTheOldFJ (02/23/2010) [-]
trust me. dat was da first time i used hella in LONG time.
#89 to #82 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
haha what a fag
User avatar #114 to #89 - bobtheman (02/23/2010) [-]
**bobtheman rolls 903,983,830** dat fwagget
User avatar #90 to #89 - okpeoples (02/23/2010) [-]
are you calling me a fag?
#91 to #90 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
no sorry i replied to the wrong comeent. you are cool the other kid who says hella is a fag. Simple misunderstanding
User avatar #95 to #91 - okpeoples (02/23/2010) [-]
i sense some sarcasm....
#96 to #95 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
Why would i call you a fag? for saying that fagot? I wasnt being sarcastic i accidentally replied to the wrnog thing
User avatar #98 to #96 - okpeoples (02/23/2010) [-]
ok, no prob
User avatar #99 to #98 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
wow, everyone gets ********** of eachother then everyone's fine with everything. My god, this is just like a married couple.
#101 to #99 - Opegmi **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
i know rite?
User avatar #103 to #101 - XxbeelzibubxX (02/23/2010) [-]
indeed. it is right xD
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#77 - YazzarsBFF Comment deleted by XxbeelzibubxX [-]
#76 - trollassassin **User deleted account** (02/23/2010) [-]
**trollassassin rolls 001,773,198** haha, please be a real story, captca: *****
User avatar #72 - soldierOcross (02/23/2010) [-]
It was funny, but you kinda exaggerated (funniest thing in your life?) of course thats opinion. This made me smile at best. But good story nonetheless.
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