New Jersey: It is against the law for a man to
knit during the fishing season.
New Jersey: It is against the law to "frown"
at a police officer.
New Jersey: It is illegal to delay or detain a
New Jersey: You cannot pump your own gas.
All gas stations are full service and full service
New Jersey: You may not slurp your soup.
New York: You need a permit to transport
New York: Women may go topless in public,
providing it is not being used as a business.
New York: It is illegal to jump off the Empire
State building. (I Lol' ed)
New York: While riding in an elevator, one
must talk to no one, and fold his hands while
looking toward the door. (LOLWUT?)
New York: It is against the law to throw a
ball at someone' s head for fun.
New York: It is illegal for a father to call his
son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb
Colorado: It' s now legal to remove the
furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under
Penalty of Law."
Colorado: It is illegal for barbers to give
massages to nude customers unless it is for
Colorado: it is unlawful to lend your vacuum
cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Colorado: It is against the law to raise or
permit a dandelion to grow within the city
Alaska: " is illegal to whisper in someone' s
ear while they are moose hunting.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a
live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska: Kangaroos are not allowed in barber
shops at any time.
Alaska: Moose may not be viewed from an
California: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle
in a swimming pool.
California: Giving or receiving oral sex is
prohibited. (Like it' s not going to happen...)
California: It is illegal to drive more than two
thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at
California: It is illegal to have caller ID
California: It is illegal for a secretary to be
alone in a room with her boss.
California: It is illegal to cry on the witness
Georgia: All citizens must own a rake.
Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone
in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Georgia: One man may not be on another
man' s back.
Georgia: Signs are required to be written in