Crazy Laws Comp 3. Hey guys another comp of laws I thought were funny. Here is comp 2 funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2220873/Crazy+Laws+Comp+2/. CMPS New Jersey:
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Crazy Laws Comp 3

Hey guys another comp of laws I thought were funny.
Here is comp 2
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2220873/Crazy+Laws+Comp+2/

CMPS
New Jersey: It is against the law for a man to
knit during the fishing season.
New Jersey: It is against the law to "frown"
at a police officer.
New Jersey: It is illegal to delay or detain a
homing pigeon.
New Jersey: You cannot pump your own gas.
All gas stations are full service and full service
only.
New Jersey: You may not slurp your soup.
New York: You need a permit to transport
carbonated beverages.
New York: Women may go topless in public,
providing it is not being used as a business.
New York: It is illegal to jump off the Empire
State building. (I Lol' ed)
New York: While riding in an elevator, one
must talk to no one, and fold his hands while
looking toward the door. (LOLWUT?)
New York: It is against the law to throw a
ball at someone' s head for fun.
New York: It is illegal for a father to call his
son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb
girlie behavior."
Colorado: It' s now legal to remove the
furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under
Penalty of Law."
Colorado: It is illegal for barbers to give
massages to nude customers unless it is for
instructional purposes.
Colorado: it is unlawful to lend your vacuum
cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Colorado: It is against the law to raise or
permit a dandelion to grow within the city
limits.
Alaska: " is illegal to whisper in someone' s
ear while they are moose hunting.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a
live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska: Kangaroos are not allowed in barber
shops at any time.
Alaska: Moose may not be viewed from an
airplane.
California: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle
in a swimming pool.
California: Giving or receiving oral sex is
prohibited. (Like it' s not going to happen...)
California: It is illegal to drive more than two
thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at
California: It is illegal to have caller ID
California: It is illegal for a secretary to be
alone in a room with her boss.
California: It is illegal to cry on the witness
stand.
Georgia: All citizens must own a rake.
Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone
in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Georgia: One man may not be on another
man' s back.
Georgia: Signs are required to be written in
ducat; aat
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#5 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2011) [-]
New Jersey is one of the only states I've ever visited that has toll booths on the interstates and highways leading out, and charges you to leave the state. They also charge you for using the interstates inside the state.
#2 - Fabrication (06/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Fail on my part. It's supposed to be English.
User avatar #1 - JackSchidt (06/11/2011) [-]
last one---written in what? Swahili? Klingon?
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