Karate Kid

uuh, I live in China and everything you just said is bullshit...

its due to random stereotypes
dont mind them :)

Your name and comment have me very confused.

you have opened my eyes to this bullshit!

I didn't like it because it was just plain shit, like seriously, who puts "Dad died" on their FUCKING CALENDER? It was cheap thing to make the audience feel for him, stupid 13 year old girls liked it, nobody else.

Damn it I hate these unrealistic martial arts movies.

So you hated this movie for being unrealistic?
Breaking news to you bro...there is not a single realistic movie...

Action movies: Have you ever seen recoil when someone shots a gun in a movie? I seriously doubt that....i've seen bitches shooting god damn shotguns without getting any back force whatsoever...But i guess it's just a detail right?
Not to mention shit like steven seagal..the dude get's in a bar..kicks everybody's ass..and get's out without a single scratch..IN EVERYSINGLE MOVIE...np with me..great comedy..but wtf?

Romance: Always happy ending...nough said

Thrillers: "Oh that's a creepy ass house ..yea and i heard people that gone there have dissapeared in the last 2 years...let's go in!"
Sounds legit.

Anyway..to tell you the truth i don't even remember if i really liked this movie...it just seemed funny that you hated it cause it was unrealistic
Breaking news bro..unless you watch documentaries you should hate 99% of the movies out there.

Saving private ryan? most realistic action-war movie out their...even WWII vets who saw it were impressed with how realistic it was...

That's why i said 99% and not 100% good sir..

They even had australian ww2 vets who had amputated limbs act on the omaha beach scene, its alot easier to act like you lost a limb when you really did. xD

....you know..i haven't read many books or anything...but holy shit...

Gif unrelated

Maybe because Kung Fu is chinese meanwhile karate is FUCKING JAPANESE ?

Your salary depends on your job. My father takes regular business trips to China and some of his colleagues in China earn no less than 50 thousand a year. There is no problem for anyone in China to have and call from a mobile phone. It's China, not North Korea, get your facts straight.

i agree good sir, this movie was a discrace to the original movies and all copies plus the director should be publically burned.

WELL PLAYED

Fuck, I scanned and you're right.

**tunneyb rolls 09** problems but a bitch aint 1

That's such an original joke!

LMFAO, nice. XD hahaha

**shakesupa rolls 41**

fresh prince thread go

You sir, are nothing but a tosser.

A) The two movies are completely different in what styles they use. Anyone with their head out of their own ass would be able to see that. You can't see it, so you must have your head up your ass.

B) I've been studying and traing in Kung Fu for 10 years now. The difference between Kung Fu and Karate is that Karate is mostly hard, sharp movements and is more about conveying power with your body than anything else. Kung Fu is more about using softer movements and the body's own inertia for movements.

C) What I said is truth. It's not a remake; it's a cock up; and he studies Kung Fu, not Karate.

Pull your head in and learn your shit before you criticize someone else. No two styles are the same. One style is not better than the other. All have disadvantages and advantages. Besides, you're not exactly Jackie Chan yourself, are you? I can admit that I'm not the most knowledgeable person on this subject, but at least I don't sound like a massive douchefag when I talk about it. I'm not a black belt either, but I probably know more about this shit than you do. I'm not saying I do, just I PROBABLY know more. Which, let's face it, is closer to truth than fiction.

Good thing I don't play button mashers. Your ignorance is becoming so apparent now, that even a blind, deaf quadriplegic can notice it. I never said I was an expert. Pull your head out of your arse and put your helmet and water wings on before you drown in a bowl of soup.

aw why are you getting so mad. why do you feel the need to impress people on the internet?

Why should I feel the need to appease the demands of ONE person on a system filled with millions of people? The point is that you don't know what you're talking about, so just leave it there and be done with it.

you're the one talking about kung fu and karate when you don't know the first thing about it. calm down and stop reading wikipedia.

I'm surprised your not hating on how inaccurate the story is. Everyone knows that black kid wouldn't of gotten beaten up by those asian kids.

That is what I tell my family when they watch it. They think I am racist but I just think it is ironic.

Don't worry because in the sequal he has grown up and joined a gang of niggas mowing down all those asians who do have a job by then.

WOMP

Wub *

oh shit nigga i remember that episode of samurai jack it was one of my favorites

....I saw your plans for posting this, before you even thought about it.

....I saw your plans for posting this, before you even thought about it.
And I copied you and will continue to use you technique in battle.

Karate really does teach you discipline without fail, you have to try for the other two. I'm losing all my muscles slowly...