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you have to fuck one, kill one, and marry one.
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I'm already good friends with the one in the middle (who I assume is a guy), but Gay marriage is illegal in this country, so he's out. Plastic looks like her skull is filled with 90% oxygen, so if I married her, she'd probably forget after the honeymoon, so I'd marry her, and if I killed the Chemical Waste one, I could at least convince the jury that I thought I had been drugged, as anyone can agree she looks like a bad acid trip, so I could claim assumed mental impairment/self-defence.
So Marry Plastic, Kill Chemical Waste, and Fuck Metal. Lock it in, Eddie.
I'm already good friends with the one in the middle (who I assume is a guy), but Gay marriage is illegal in this country, so he's out. Plastic looks like her skull is filled with 90% oxygen, so if I married her, she'd probably forget after the honeymoon, so I'd marry her, and if I killed the Chemical Waste one, I could at least convince the jury that I thought I had been drugged, as anyone can agree she looks like a bad acid trip, so I could claim assumed mental impairment/self-defence.
So Marry Plastic, Kill Chemical Waste, and Fuck Metal. Lock it in, Eddie.