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I'm in the chemical waste?! FUCK! Hahahahaha, jkkkkkkk, I love it!
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N. Korean citizen (06/12/2011) [-]
Ok here's what i'm gonna do for you stacey. Is your name stacey? Oh wonderful.
Your name is princessboobies. That is strike one, and two. Attention whoring, making sure everyone one you talk to knows you're a girl. Lemme guess, daddy issues?
You are "scene" which i won't even dignify by calling it a style. A fad, at best. "OH HEY GUYS WE'RE SO DIFFERENT WE'RE GONNA DRESS DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE, BUT THE SAME AS EACH OTHER. AREN'T WE SUCH REBELS?" Yeah, pa-fucking-thetic stacey. Strike three.
I've looked at your nsfw pictures, you are a solid 4 out of 10. 5 if i've been drinking. The fact that you tell people to "and go suck a cock like me" and then saying that you aren't being a whore you're being honest, is very incorrect. Being one does that mean that you can't be BOTH. You see stacey? You can be multiple adjectives at the same time. You are a filthy little tramp that never got the love she needed from daddy so you lie make up storys about him, and suck dick so all the boys will like you. We don't. I had an ex EXACTLY like you. Scene (don't judge, she wasn't THAT scene, and she was fucking CUTE lol), sucked a lot of dick, and loved attention. You are what we get our rocks off with, you are a quick easy lay, that no one will ever think twice about. The only thing she had going for her was her looks, but shit what the fuck are you doing? I suggest you stop this whole "i suck dick and post naked pictures everyone hate me" thing you got going stacey. You are dragging yourself down, and everyone woman with you.
Your name is princessboobies. That is strike one, and two. Attention whoring, making sure everyone one you talk to knows you're a girl. Lemme guess, daddy issues?
You are "scene" which i won't even dignify by calling it a style. A fad, at best. "OH HEY GUYS WE'RE SO DIFFERENT WE'RE GONNA DRESS DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE, BUT THE SAME AS EACH OTHER. AREN'T WE SUCH REBELS?" Yeah, pa-fucking-thetic stacey. Strike three.
I've looked at your nsfw pictures, you are a solid 4 out of 10. 5 if i've been drinking. The fact that you tell people to "and go suck a cock like me" and then saying that you aren't being a whore you're being honest, is very incorrect. Being one does that mean that you can't be BOTH. You see stacey? You can be multiple adjectives at the same time. You are a filthy little tramp that never got the love she needed from daddy so you lie make up storys about him, and suck dick so all the boys will like you. We don't. I had an ex EXACTLY like you. Scene (don't judge, she wasn't THAT scene, and she was fucking CUTE lol), sucked a lot of dick, and loved attention. You are what we get our rocks off with, you are a quick easy lay, that no one will ever think twice about. The only thing she had going for her was her looks, but shit what the fuck are you doing? I suggest you stop this whole "i suck dick and post naked pictures everyone hate me" thing you got going stacey. You are dragging yourself down, and everyone woman with you.
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N. Korean citizen (06/12/2011) [-]
Ok so i'll take the scene part out. You are a filthy little tramp, that loves to suck dick and loves attention. You make up stories about your father so people will look at you being a whore and say "oh it's cause her father was mean to her". Your dad was never mean to you, he just didn't pay attention to you. Stop sucking dick so all the guys will pay attention to you. It is never going to fill that gap in your life. I promise. Like stacey, i am trying to help you here. I know what kind of path you are taking and i'm trying to get you off that. Not only are you going to be std ridden in give or take 5 years, but you are going to be so used up that no one will even look in your direction, not that many guys are now, being a solid 4 you are.
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N. Korean citizen (06/12/2011) [-]
Yeah i would post something like that if i were having my entire life picked apart by a complete stranger too. I assume it is an attempt to troll me and get me angry. I am not posting so you can read tbh, i am posting so other people will be able to figure out what REALLY goes on in a little tramps head ;)
Feed the trolls? You sir are mistaken. I am the troll ;). Her best attempt at trolling is telling people that she is this and that. That is amateur trolling. Blatantly obvious, not very well thought out. Mine on the other hand truly picked away parts of her life. Notice how she stopped addressing certain things? That's how you know you hit the right spot.
Dear princessboobies,
I hardly doubt you have boobies. Only because scene kids are 13 year old, prepubescent and unintelligent little fucks. They're trying to fit in because it's the fad. On the other hand, I eat silly bitches like you with my morning coffee. I usually start with the brain. All that unused human intelligence goes good with black coffee and a bagel.
I suggest you grow the hell up and realize you're a complete idiot. Go out, go to school and maybe earn the right to call yourself a human. Until then, have fun with the only person ever wanting to touch your body is your father.
Good day. -JV
I hardly doubt you have boobies. Only because scene kids are 13 year old, prepubescent and unintelligent little fucks. They're trying to fit in because it's the fad. On the other hand, I eat silly bitches like you with my morning coffee. I usually start with the brain. All that unused human intelligence goes good with black coffee and a bagel.
I suggest you grow the hell up and realize you're a complete idiot. Go out, go to school and maybe earn the right to call yourself a human. Until then, have fun with the only person ever wanting to touch your body is your father.
Good day. -JV
1. Your avatar is painfully obviously made by you, and quite frankly it sucks.
2. It's blatantly apparent you are attempting to feign some sort of importance by displaying your "obvious sexuality", when in fact you are probably have daddy issues (after checking your comments I would say you do have some daddy issues)
I only make this point because
Whores saying "Lol I suck cock lololol" is fucking idiotic, and your exaggerated ego is obnoxious.
2. It's blatantly apparent you are attempting to feign some sort of importance by displaying your "obvious sexuality", when in fact you are probably have daddy issues (after checking your comments I would say you do have some daddy issues)
I only make this point because
Whores saying "Lol I suck cock lololol" is fucking idiotic, and your exaggerated ego is obnoxious.
My friend Wallace actually made the icon for me, and I DO have Daddy issues. I've said before all my shit about how he abuses me and treats me like shit and hits me. And I LOVE sucking cock, im not being a whore, im being HONEST.
Eh, I'm chubby, But most guys I know like me. I'm not comfortable with myself though ad I've actually been losing weight so yay for me anf I dont really care too much about what one person on funnyjunk tells me. read most of my comments, which actually call me sexy or hot or blablabla<3 byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye