On The Phone. .... OH FRANK I TOLD YOU TC) MEET ME AT THE AIRPORT AT NINE C) CLOCK BUT YOU NEVER SHOWED UP AND I GOT SCARED SC) I WENT TC) THE BATHROOM TC) TAKE i need serious help
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On The Phone

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OH FRANK I TOLD YOU TC) MEET ME AT THE
AIRPORT AT NINE C) CLOCK BUT YOU NEVER
SHOWED UP AND I GOT SCARED SC) I WENT TC)
THE BATHROOM TC) TAKE A COMFORT TINKLE AND
SOME HUSKY GUY WITH A GOATEE TRIED TC)
GRASP MY PENIS SC) I SAID NC) YOU CAN' T TOUCH
MY PENIS AND I RAN AWAY AND LEFT THE
AIRPORT AND TH EN A HUSKY TAXI DRIVER WITH '''u' u' sus,,,,,,,,
A GOATEE TRIED TC) GRASP MY PENIS AND I SAID
NC) YOU CAN' T TOUCH MY PENIS SC) I FLEW TC)
DISNEY WORLD AND TRIED TC) TAKE A PICTURE
WITH DONALD DUCK AND THAT **** TRIED TC)
GRASP MY PENIS SC) I SLIT HIS THROAT WITH A
ROCK I FOUND ON THE FLOOR AND I DRANK HIS
DUCK BLOOD TC) ENCH MY THIRST SC) I COULD
EAT MY WHEAT THINS WITHOUT GETTING
DEHYDRATED BUT DUCK BLOOD TASTES LIKE
ORANGE JUICE AND RICE AND GOD IT MAKES ME
SC) ANGRY LIKE EVEN ANGRIER THAN THAT TIME
STANLEY TRIED TC) GRASP MY PENIS AND I SAID
NC) YOU CAN' T TOUCH MY PENIS SC) I GOT IN BED
AND WATCH ED OPRAH UNTIL MY COCK FELL OFF.
Dude. All I asked you was if you got any milk.
What the **** is wrong with you Peter,
I am frightened.
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User avatar #1 - heykidsfreecandy (07/05/2011) [-]
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