Don't Mess with a Gay Flight Attendant.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant: who seemed to put everyone in
l good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marven
has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so people, if
you could just put your trays up: that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely and exotic young woman
hadn' t mooed _ "Perhaps you didn' t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you
to raise your , , ,, so the main man can us on the ground-"
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called l Princess and Make orders
from no one"
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing l beat, "Well, , in my country
I' m called l Queen, so I outrange you- Tray up Bitch."