Don't Mess with a Gay Flight Attendant.. you know u lawled!<br /> UPDATE: i honestly did not know this was a repost so i just wanted to apologize to my fe
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Don't Mess with a Gay Flight Attendant.

you know u lawled!<br />
UPDATE: i honestly did not know this was a repost so i just wanted to apologize to my fellow funny junkians

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant: who seemed to put everyone in
l good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marven
has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so people, if
you could just put your trays up: that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely and exotic young woman
hadn' t mooed _ "Perhaps you didn' t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you
to raise your , , ,, so the main man can us on the ground-"
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called l Princess and Make orders
from no one"
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing l beat, "Well, , in my country
I' m called l Queen, so I outrange you- Tray up Bitch."
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Submitted: 02/22/2010
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User avatar #151 - FbookAddict (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
who else spoke a "gay dialogue" in ur head while reading this? XD
User avatar #25 - razzmatazz (02/22/2010) [-]
haha! never argue with a gay person
you end up getting owned every time
they're witty as ****
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User avatar #33 - Bethanyrose (02/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i think this is the first time i've cheered for a gay person :)
#24 - CIS White Male (02/22/2010) [-]
lmao, gay dudes usaly have the biggest balls... came out wrong
User avatar #112 - thesportsguy (02/22/2010) [-]
what kind of princess rides a commercial airplane?
User avatar #42 - Unscapeofgod (02/22/2010) [-]
I read it in my bros voice, and it was hilarius!
#40 - mpinzana (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why did i read it in big gay al's voice
#10 - CIS White Male (02/22/2010) [-]
i want that flight attendant on my plane! :P
#1 - CIS White Male (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you know...i was going to thumb this up...but i can't cause i'm an anon...oh well
User avatar #2 to #1 - Son of a glitch (02/22/2010) [-]
For ****** sake, make an account.
User avatar #69 - djtrooper (02/22/2010) [-]
**djtrooper rolls 740,540,368**
thats right honey! you slap em with ur purse and keep on walkin sunshine!
#58 - CIS White Male (02/22/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I wish I had a gay/lesbian friend...(Preferably a hot lesbian.)
User avatar #181 - LittleSister (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
LOL, tray up bitch.. i really want to use that line now.. all i need is the scenario hehe
User avatar #184 to #181 - FJalltheway (02/22/2010) [-]
**FJalltheway rolls 093,931,322** me to could totally be a catchephrase
User avatar #154 - IMissTheOldFJ (02/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
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password: grigsby

it's free take it,
#89 - Glee (02/22/2010) [-]
"Tray up bitch" is apparently an incomplete sentence.
User avatar #41 - NoThisIsBlaze (02/22/2010) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #38 - cashisjay (02/22/2010) [-]
**cashisjay rolls 698,762,605** i guess the little princess got told!
#29 - CIS White Male (02/22/2010) [-]
YOU GO GAY FLIGHT ATENDANT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #26 - Armoranth (02/22/2010) [-]
**Armoranth rolls 281**

I declare that all gays are cooler buy this roll amount.
#23 - CIS White Male (02/22/2010) [-]
See this is why homophobia makes no goddam sense
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