haters gonna hate)
Why do midgets laugh whaen they run?
Because the grass tickles their nuts!
I rear ended a midget with my car today. He got out and said "lam not
happy"; then I said, well than which dwarf are you?
Billy committed suicide gazumping!"
Yeah, it took me a while to find him, but it turns out that he was on the
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he' s being watched by a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn' t get uncomfortable
until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to
admire his privates at close range.
Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if
you would mind them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man' s balls, and says loudly, "Okay,
hand oversoul wallet or I' ll lump!"
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Chinese Proverb: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
When is the only polite time to slap a midget? When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."
I saw someone a midget the other day....
how could anyone stoop so low?
Remember keep them short!
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