caught. . A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks otter at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? W
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks otter at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don' t you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn' t you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I' d get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face}.
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan}.
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it' s a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my gob clubs?"
WIFE: - silence-
HUSBAND: " **** ."
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User avatar #43 - DancingNazi (02/22/2010) [+] (14 replies)
**DancingNazi rolls 365,559,969** did any one else noticed he put two * around **** , meaning he took a ****
User avatar #44 to #43 - PedoSaur (02/22/2010) [-]
those arw quotes " " you dumb ****** , he put them around everything, damn you're stupid.
User avatar #11 - XXREPTOIDSXX (02/22/2010) [+] (30 replies)
**XXREPTOIDSXX rolls 761,796,587** if this ends in 4 ill eat a bluewaffle
User avatar #31 to #11 - Pruzman (02/22/2010) [-]
you sir are a lucky son of a bitch
User avatar #67 - YourMomsHero (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Need a moment? chew it over with twix"

perfect timing
User avatar #62 - Acrylic (02/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #55 - TigerWoods (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Plus she already uses mine.
User avatar #362 - TheAssassin (02/22/2010) [-]
... Then Tiger ran out of the house, with an enraged Elin close behind. The End.
User avatar #115 - sherlock (02/22/2010) [-]
The Tiger Woods Story!
User avatar #100 - HomeSikk (02/22/2010) [-]
Great tiger woods blew it again.
#91 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
...tiger woods?!
#76 - omgtheykilledkenny (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
good job mr. woods, you blew it again
User avatar #68 - fhadj (02/22/2010) [-]
WELP, its time it hit the OLD DUSTY TRAIL *yawns*
User avatar #65 - Bongos (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)

What would Tiger do?
User avatar #144 - frokopop (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**frokopop rolls 505,990,816** judging by the amount of questions she's asking, you'd think she already knew.
User avatar #74 - BlackCatBlvd (02/22/2010) [-]
And then she chased him out of the house with said golf clubs and he crashed his car...wait...
User avatar #319 - CaptainObviousWoW (02/22/2010) [-]
Ooohh so THIS is how it happend to Tiger Woods!!
#193 - qwertyrox (02/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i got a acount just so i could thumb down all those jokes about anons!!!
User avatar #132 - armageddon (02/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
lol. for all who didnt know: he gave himself away that he is cheating on her
#136 to #135 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #359 - CaptainMcWin (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**CaptainMcWin rolls 085,937,289** I once got off to a phone conversation with this girl I'm into.. I did it quietly enough that she had no idea. We're still on the phone thiry minutes later when I forget about the whole thing. She hears rustling and goes, "What are you doing?"

I said.. "Getting my pants back on."
..." **** ."
#101 - FrostedButts **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [+] (7 replies)
**FrostedButts rolls 129,955,284**
Well, looks like he's sleeping on the couch tonight... Or outside.
User avatar #102 to #101 - The Unheard (02/22/2010) [-]
**The Unheard rolls 499,362,720** tonight? try for the rest of his life
#54 - freebird (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i'm really sorry but i don't get it
#58 to #54 - freebird (02/22/2010) [-]
nevermind i just got it

i must seem so retarded....
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