Yes I am fucking kidding you
It' s that time of the month
again when I don' t get any sex.
My has the kids this weekend.
I got fired from work today for creating a phototshop picture of
the boss' s 15 . daughter sucking on my eleven inch cock and
g it to everyone in the departs mt.
A few people thought it was funny, most were
disgusted but rm inst confused.
what' s phototshop?
My girlfriend inst broke up with me. She found my
collection of child pornography on my laptop.
I tried to explain to forthat it wasn' t mine. She didn' t believe me
and asked me if I thought she was born yesterday.
I fucking wish." probably wasn' t the best response.
Could mu be living next
down) a paedophile?
I live next door to two
Juliet was 13.
rue inst heard some great
news, apparently the
police know whothe local
paedophile is and they are
going to arrest him tonight.
Let' s celebrate by
moving to Australia.