Top 10 one liners part 5. Sorry it took so long, but I should be able to make several more in no time if needs be. But please thumb either way, don't just click
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Top 10 one liners part 5

Sorry it took so long, but I should be able to make several more in no time if needs be.
But please thumb either way, don't just click next.

Top 10 ,
back To actual
10. Change is inevitable, except
from a vending machine.
9. Why is it that may nudists
are people you don' t want To
see naked?
8. What' s the difference
between a northern fairytale
and a southern fairytale? A
northern fairytale begins
Once upon a Time..." A
southern fairytale begins
Y' all ain' t gonna believe this
8. George washington said
We would have a black
president when pigs flol"...
well, swine flu.
7. I don' t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
6. Some mistakes are too much
fun To only make once.
5. I don' t have an attitude
problem. You have a
perception problem.
4. Keep the dream alive: Hit
the snooze button.
3. Children in the dark make
accidents, but accidents in
the dark make children.
2. Does Time fly when you' re
having sex or' was it really just
one minute?
I. Build a man a fire, and he' ll
be warm for a day. Set a man
on fire, and he' ll be warm for
the rest of his life.
Sorry for having such a big
break between posts.
But, only 10 for more, next
one will be a user' created one,
from ones I' already found
in comments.
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Submitted: 06/07/2011
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