Superman. LMAO. Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you lol
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Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a
few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know
that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft
will pull you back inside the building onthe third floor?"
Get outta here," said Tom
Ne I' m serious, watch me."
Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by
the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the
top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there,
Tom in awe.
I cant believe it. " Said Tom.
I know you should try it Tom. "
So Tom hopped off and plunged into the ground.
Superman yeu' re an asshole when yeu' re drunk." said the security
guard.
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Submitted: 02/21/2010
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User avatar #26 - joshwontwon (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Don't worry spider man will save you....don't forget, you only get one
#20 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
a was happy with the result of the joke...but disappoint when i kept scrolling down and there was nothing there
#27 - Deathstare **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
**Deathstare rolls 899,159,622**
The title sorta killed the joke.
User avatar #11 - felixthemaster (02/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Did anyone else read the "get out of here" in arnold swa...[insert last name here]'s voice?
User avatar #15 to #11 - Schwarzenegger (02/22/2010) [-]
GET OUHT OHF HEAH!!!!
#9 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
the title kinda spoiled it.
User avatar #32 - EpicFailMaster (02/22/2010) [-]
**EpicFailMaster rolls 289,984,659** yea title kills and i have heard this a 1000 times
User avatar #6 - ashleyynicoleebaby (02/22/2010) [-]
**ashleyynicoleebaby rolls 122,709,566**
lol wow
User avatar #60 - girguy (02/22/2010) [-]
Why didn't the SECURITY GUARD do anything??!!
User avatar #7 - neverrusty (02/22/2010) [-]
**neverrusty rolls 296,177,969** lmao
#3 - cabbose **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [-]
my friend told me this joke but in more detail i like this one better
#35 - jacobburg (02/22/2010) [-]
lolz.... when i saw that name i thought that but didnt really think much of it
User avatar #34 - mrsuperawesomeguy (02/22/2010) [-]
**mrsuperawesomeguy rolls 910,354,788** fail
#33 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [-]
title gives the punchline
User avatar #31 - pedobearroll **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
**pedobearroll rolls 543,415,979** hey
User avatar #24 - newie (02/22/2010) [-]
i'd do the same if i was superman
User avatar #14 - mhmyup (02/22/2010) [-]
**mhmyup rolls 507,176,439** lmao haha
User avatar #13 - WolfRider (02/22/2010) [-]
needs moar pictures
ya know..
to help with the image :P
User avatar #10 - JesusPhD (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so. u just re mixed a different story about drunk superman killing people with the air draft. very un clever.
User avatar #8 - SeoYummy (02/22/2010) [-]
There's a different version of this including 2 more men. This one is bleak in comparison.
#4 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How did the security guard know it was superman? I thought nobody was supposed to know about his secret identity.
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