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QUEE; TIC) NE; ABOUT 2010 OLYMPICS
New that vancouver has wen the chance hest the 2010 winter Olympics these are seme questions peepee the werid ever are
asking!!!! Believe it er net these questions abaut Canada were parted en an International Tourism website (frightening, isn' t
Q: I have never seen it warm en Canadian TV, SC) hew the plants grew? (Nec)
A. we impart aii plants grean and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: I be Abie see Pebar Bears in the street? {USA}
A: Depends en hew much yeu' been drinking.
Q: I want walk Frem vancouver TC) t" ) -Can I Review the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it' s eney Feur thousand mices, take -) ts crr water.
Q: Is it safe run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: Se it' s true what they say abaut Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses crr places contact Fer a stuffed Beaver'. (Italy)
A: Let' s net deuch this ene.
Q: Are there any ATM' s {cash machines) in Canada? Can yeu send me a eist crr them in Terence, vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax?
A: what did year East shave die ?
Q: Can yeu give me seme -) fanatic) n abaut hippe racin in Canada? {USA}
A: is the big triangle shaped sentinent saut crr Europe. is that big country year North... eh Ferget it.
Sure, the hippe racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Cemo naked.
which direction is North in Canada? {USA}
Face seath and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when yeu get here and we' 11 send the rest crr the directions.
why? Just use year fingers iike we .
Can yeu send me the vienna Be s' Cheer schedule? {USA}
is that quaint Witt e country bordering , which is... eh Ferget it. Sure, the vienna Beys Cheer plays
Q: Can I bring cutlery inte Canada? (Nec)
every Tuesday night in vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippe races. Cemo naked.
Q: De yeu have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, we den' t stink.
Q: I have developed a new predict that is the Fountain crr youth. Can yeu sell it in Canada? {USA}
A: Anywhere significant numbers crr Americans gather.
Q: Can yeu tell me the regions in British Columbia where the Femail ) ) n is seamier than the maia ) ) n? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: De yeu celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? {USA}
A: only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Terence and is maik available aii year reind? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful Ceil/ relization crr vegan hunter/ gathers. Mick is -illega" l.
Q: I have a guestion abaut a Fameus animal in Canada, but I Ferget its name. It' s a kind crr big herse with herns. {USA}
A: It' s called a Moose. They are daii and very valient, eating the brains crr anyine walking cisse them. You can scare them
eff by spraying with human urine bedere yeu out walking.
Q: I be Abie speak English mest places I ? {USA}
A: Yes, but yeu viii have earn it first.
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#1 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
modified from australia questions. nice try though
User avatar #3 - SpoonGuy (05/15/2010) [-]
i've seen this B4 in an E-mail... still awsome!!!
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