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File: 122852407955. i - 46. 453x604 fl seer ion."
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 41 No. was El
Last night some firends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn' t an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn' t. This scorpion was a pussy and we
were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn' t sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn' t pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the seine way a three year old would.
After tying to his Pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the
top of the room, though, we added weight, making the hallo on virtually neutrally buoyant.
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This musthave awoken the man inside of him, because we can' t even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 42 No. were
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look at this man
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I dont care if this is a repost or cruel. You sir win all my intenets for a week.
I frakkin LC/ LT)
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User avatar #3 - Burningblaze
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
****! they made a gligar!

(i hold no grudges agains 2nd gen)
User avatar #5 to #3 - SuperMarioBro
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**SuperMarioBro rolls 812,377,385** your comment is full of win
#34 to #5 - anon id: fb33e1aa
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(02/21/2010) [-]
I completely agree! xD I'd give you a thumbs up, but anons can't vote :' (
#60 - Matchew **User deleted account**
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User avatar #64 to #60 - GoldenHippo
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
I don't think Admiral Ackbar is a little kid.
User avatar #78 to #64 - soundersfcfan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/22/2010) [-]
**soundersfcfan rolls 781,265,308** or a lawngnome
#61 to #60 - Cglynn
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(02/21/2010) [-]
*touches balloon*
Scorpian: "you've activated my trap card" :D
User avatar #65 to #61 - lawngnome
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**lawngnome rolls 537,463,293** IT'S A TRAP!
User avatar #9 - readbtwnthelines
Reply -29 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
EW!
That is cruel, sick, and unnecessary
Don't be such douches!
Thumbed down!
#22 to #9 - anon id: f13c6ada
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(02/21/2010) [-]
I agree wholeheartingly this is ******* sick i hope whom did this gets aids and dies
User avatar #10 to #9 - bouchedag
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
I rape kitties.
User avatar #12 to #10 - FartMonger
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
Why did I have to read that while drinking.
User avatar #14 to #12 - bouchedag
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(02/21/2010) [-]
:D
#15 to #14 - GrammerNaziOne
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Nein! It is spelled Douche Bag!
User avatar #16 to #15 - bouchedag
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
Fail. Its spelled douchebag.
User avatar #17 to #16 - localafrican
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
just what the hell is your avatar even supposed to be?
User avatar #18 to #17 - phyrex
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
its turdbeast and it demands an explanation
User avatar #19 to #18 - bouchedag
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
explanation must be delivered
User avatar #20 to #19 - phyrex
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
he demands it
User avatar #21 to #20 - localafrican
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Then explain the reasoning behind the demands
User avatar #23 to #21 - phyrex
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(02/21/2010) [-]
he is turdbeast thats the reason
#26 to #23 - anon id: 80ac6985
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(02/21/2010) [-]
well aren't we making a pretty purple falg :D
#27 to #26 - anon id: 80ac6985
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(02/21/2010) [-]
flag* oops, i hope the grammar nazis don't kill me O:)
#30 to #27 - Mahnster
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
*Attempts to slit throat discreetly*
User avatar #28 to #27 - thajoker
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
You're an illiterate Jew!
User avatar #51 to #28 - The Impatient
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Or a literate redneck, take your pick.
User avatar #24 to #21 - bouchedag
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
********
User avatar #13 to #10 - readbtwnthelines
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Ew! That is disgusting and not even close to funny!
User avatar #32 to #13 - Hergsz
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
It is very close to funny
#54 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account**
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(02/21/2010) [-]
"dude check this out! haha, flying scorpion! haha lulz!...wait..what's it doing? is...is it steering the balloon? IT CAN DRIVE THE BALLOON?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- RUN!"
User avatar #75 to #54 - Warzonebeta
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/22/2010) [-]
Well we are ******....if in the same area as the FlyScorp *pulls out bagpipes and starts playing the Scottish anthem* I'M OF TA FUKIN SCOTLAND YA WANKERS.
#120 - Mameume
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(02/22/2010) [-]
I think the "Happy Birthday" on the balloon made this even more hilarious.
#124 to #120 - anon id: 7d00ffdb
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(02/22/2010) [-]
*thumbs*
#80 - anon id: 0fa8c72a
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(02/22/2010) [-]
thats fukin ********. i would love to be able to hold a big ass scorpion without getting stung. that guy needs his ass kicked
#81 to #80 - BlessedPizza
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(02/22/2010) [-]
You need to be many things, prmiary learn to speal "*******" are you so ******* busy you need to drop letters?
#85 to #81 - Tapacx
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(02/22/2010) [-]
"prmiary learn to speal"

Commencing facepalm now. . . . . . . .
#90 to #85 - BlessedPizza
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(02/22/2010) [-]
Oh ****... I ****** up... In my defense I've been awake all night.
#88 to #81 - anon id: 0bc6df44
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(02/22/2010) [-]
*epic facepalm*
User avatar #33 - jamesthebeaver
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Can someone explain this for me? I don't get it at all.
User avatar #41 to #33 - GrammarOne
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Dude, this is on /b/. NOTHING on /b/ makes sense.
#35 to #33 - Runer
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(02/21/2010) [-]
It's a flying scorpion.

That is all.
User avatar #39 to #35 - jamesthebeaver
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(02/21/2010) [-]
If that's supposed to be a win, that's the lamest win I've ever seen. I mean anyone can tie a scorpion to a balloon.
User avatar #50 to #39 - The Impatient
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(02/21/2010) [-]
I can't. I ain't touching the ******* thing
User avatar #43 to #39 - IRtroll
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(02/21/2010) [-]
omg ur an idiot... did u not read GrammarOne's post...
User avatar #158 - CaptainMcWin
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/22/2010) [-]
**CaptainMcWin rolls 377,919,214** LMAO. YES. Will this make a man out of my next door neighbors feminine son?!
#165 to #158 - anon id: e916e7c9
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(02/22/2010) [-]
duct tape him to a lawn chair and tie a bunch of helium balloons to his fairy ass and instead of letting him float there in the deep blue sky start picking off the balloons one by one until the chair comes crashing down causing a transformation from feminine boy into a violent sadistic human demon child
User avatar #231 to #165 - CaptainMcWin
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(02/22/2010) [-]
Because of this reply, my next stop is Party Galaxy. What is worse, after I placed my comment.. I saw him getting out of his mom's minivan in a Twilight shirt. Will youtube his grand balloon adventure. Stay tuned.
#56 - jesusthemexicanboy
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Manliest Scorpion i've ever seen. Definitely a real man. A man that eats meat and raw fish and drinks beer. A man who supports his woman and plays sports and lifts heavy objects. A man who carries a heavy beard,fears nothing, and does not scream but roars!
User avatar #59 to #56 - Setari
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
Sounds like Epic Beard Man to me! =D
User avatar #40 - Bongos
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/21/2010) [-]
Flying scorpions.

Well, we're ****** now.