Rock, Paper, Scissors. Silly paper. i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there' s no way paper can beat rock. i
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Rock, Paper, Scissors

Silly paper

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get
how a rock can beat scissors, but there' s no *******
way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?
why the hell can' t paper to .? Escrow -
scissors, why can' t paper do this to people? why
aren' t sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they take notes in
class? i' ll tell you why, because paper can' t beat
anybody. a rock would tear that **** up in I
seconds. when i play notcie paper scissors, i always
choose rock. then when somebody claims to have
beaten me with their paper I can punch them In the
hoe with my already clenched fist and say, oh ****
sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you
asshole
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Submitted: 02/21/2010
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User avatar #1 - LoLgenerator (02/21/2010) [-]
win
User avatar #2 - WarpedHT (02/22/2010) [-]
**WarpedHT rolls 054,090,239**
it paper beets rock because.........*divides by zero*-hrnnngn i have no clue, i guess it makes the rock hard to find?
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