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How to lucid dream part 3

HOW TO LUCID DREAM PART 3
This will probably be the last part because it is starting to be
overdone and milking these posts too much is a cheap and
unfair way of levelling up: 2
TIP 1
When hit with "Sleep
Paralysis" (awake but unable
to move) just remember to
move your toes, this works
d'''''', because Sleep Paralysis only
affects the muscles in your
A Body which are necessary to
T. get up from bed (arms, torso,
legs, etc.) to prevent you
from either sleep walking)
t falling from bed.
TIP 2
When you finally achieve
lucidity for the first time,
remember to ask your
dream) someone in your
dream to "help you become
lucid again in the future"
this will help you become
lucid repeatedly.
TIP 3
HUNT GET TDD . Bur
tendency when we finally
reach lucidity for the first
time and start living out our
********* is thinking out loud
l "THIS IS DWEMMER and get
I too excited. Remember that
the more excited you are,
the higher the chance that
you will wake up, so
whenever you are in lucid
state Just think "this is
nothing special" and keep
calm, hopefully this will
make the dream longer
TIP 4
Have a gameplan. Even
before you sleep, you
should already memorize X yd :
the steps that you will :
make to try to reach X
lucidity. It is so much
harder to come up with a () C) Ci) (ii) CDC)
plan while already ()
dreaming, so do it
beforehand.
steps vary for everyone,
w o experimen " 5
Believe in your dream
powers'. This is the very
difference between real
life and have
reality bending powers.
The problem is, some
people claim that these
powers don' t work. This is
because these "powers"
only work when you 1 IMPA,
believe that they would
work.
Similliar .'
TIP 6
BE PATIENT. Remember that
lucid dreaming is only hard to
achieve for the first few times.
you got your technique
straight, they will come to you
nearly at will!
just look at the benefits: living
********* , ND MORE
nightmares, and self
satisfaction. So be patient, its
worth it.
tti'
As i said before, this might be the last one because i dont want
to this too much. I' ll only post about lucidity again
when i find a new
I may not appear on the frontpage for a while after this so all i
can say is THANK THU!
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#767 - goosenator (03/31/2014) [-]
I REALLY want to lucid dream i want to be a fire bender or a earth bender just last noght i was able to have a dream really looking forward to.lucid dreaming.
#792 - Plushy (12/01/2011) [-]

I've had it before, many times, but the last time I had it was a long time ago, so getting to relive it again
was awesome.

In this dream, I wake up in one part of some kind of town or city. I know there's an objective, I need to get to
get to a small room in a big office building at the other side of the city before everyone else to win the game.

Fair enough, get there before everyone else, should be easy. At the start though, most people just start running
around and breaking windows, robbing stores. Suddenly, a deep trumpet sound can be heard. The king's adversary
has been awakened. Luckily for me, I had already started running and made a makeshift "team" of some people
that looked like they had a bit of experience. We went to the first obstacle and cleared it pretty quickly.
We had to gather something and put it in the thing on the right side and then use a pumpkin candy thing to
activate the other mechanism.

By then it was run, or die. We started running on the highway and just behind us was the adversary. Sometimes he
would just walk the main road. At other times, he would lock on to a person, seeing him or something, and start
stampeding towards him and killing everyone in his path. I took a big risk and turned to the left towards the
beach and ocean. The water was shallow enough at times to cross the water and get a shortcut to the other side.
When I was in the water the adversary had already spotted us and came thrashing towards us. Luckily, he stopped
right as he hit the water, couldn't go in it I guess. I could see the person that was in first place right in
front of me. He was a blond haired basketball kid that I had seen before in school.
#793 to #792 - Plushy (12/01/2011) [-]
I managed to cross the ocean with a handful of other people. The problem with going through the ocean is that
most of the times there's only one way to get up from it again. Only one area is open, the docks, to go up.
Any other way is barred by high protective walls. I went to the docks. The bad thing about the docks is that there
are some people there that are meant to defend the city building which is just beyond the docks. Most of them are
just standing there but when I got over the first ramp there was someone already there. He threw an iron spear
type of thing at me, barely missing me. I picked it up and threw it at him, piercing his head, going through his
eye. Turned out that guy was just a pawn and a more experienced and deadly guy showed up. He ran around with
agility and threw his spear type of construction iron thing with dexterity. Eventually I managed to pierce him
as well.

I thought I had lost my lead on the other people by now, but I went into the office building. There was a small
room with a bunch of programmers in it sitting. They were shocked to see me as I came in. I hurdled past them and
entered the room on the right, panting, sweating, afraid someone would be right behind me. I opened the door and
inside the small room, there was no one there. I had never seen what it looked like untouched. Usually it was
blood-splattered and ugly. This time, it was nice, clean and white. I sat down as quickly as I could and looked
into the red eyes on the wall and shouted "I did it! I was the first one here!! get me out of here!!". The eyes
didn't look like they were going to do much.
#794 to #793 - Plushy (12/01/2011) [-]
I feared the worst. I stood up in anticipation of what was going to happen next. I went to the room with
programmers and got ready. The door burst open and a guy came through. I managed to kill him somehow and pick up
his machine gun. It wasn't over. I readied the gun and started shooting at and through the door knowing that
another guy would be coming. He burst through, the blond haired basketball guy. Even with all my bullets,
he did not want to die. He came towards me and when he was close enough he pulled out a handgun, a .44 magnum.
He cocked it and I struggled with him for a bit but then a shot was fired. He had shot me in the right side of
my stomach. I wasn't going to give up, managed to break the gun free from his hand, cocked it and shot him in the
back of his head, killing him in the process. Then I sat down and the eyes absorbed me into their world.

Then I woke up in my bed.

All this time, I knew I was sleeping (in real life). Once I knew that, I could do anything I wanted to. I could
have started flying and have superpowers, but in most of my lucid dreams there's a storyline, rules, or some sort
of game. I have to follow through with those things, but I can usually decide myself how to act and solve puzzles
as well as how to move, how fast and when and where to. I also often have skills with things I've never done
before. Such as throwing things with great expertise, handling and shooting guns and so on.

So. That's about all I remember.
User avatar #791 - jamespowell (08/19/2011) [-]
ive done this twice.
and let me say its wonderful.
AND
anyone who gets it down. BE A JEDI.
the force is the most epic thing EVER
User avatar #790 - kaidose (07/29/2011) [-]
Everytime I lucid dream, It's about
sex and Flying
(run, jump, fly.)
#785 - anonymous (06/09/2011) [-]
OMG, I think I had a lucid dream last night. While I was dreaming, I tried not to freak out, because this hot chick did anything sexual I wanted, I had to share her with this other dude, but it was worth it. So I ****** her, and got a brief BJ. But sometimes I have to do something else for some reason, and I can only **** her on my break. Dude your a hero. Milk the **** out of the cow that is Funnyjunk!
#784 - ilya (06/07/2011) [-]
Make more. I'd rather see interesting "thumb milking" content, rather than some 						******					 reposts I see daily on the frontpage.   
  
I don't see why you should stop on making tips about lucid dreaming, it's pretty damn interesing
Make more. I'd rather see interesting "thumb milking" content, rather than some ****** reposts I see daily on the frontpage.

I don't see why you should stop on making tips about lucid dreaming, it's pretty damn interesing
#780 - anonymous (06/05/2011) [-]
MAN I JUST HAD A NAP ON MY COUCH AND ****** BAM i was dreaming of dreaming inception right but it was a loop i would come from a castle looking place but i cant remember what i was doing ut i would come into a living with a huge stone wall and slowly drift to sleep than wake in the castle again untill i got bored of my dream and i tryed to stay awake and i thought it was so real then it hit me i was dreaming myself not to dream then i remembered this post it said i could control it so i imagined my arm going through a wall but it started to turn black then i pulled my other arm up and it looked mechanical but before i accually woke i had a huge tingiling feeling from m,y head to my arms it was crazy and i was petting the wall just to be sur
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User avatar #778 - wankster (06/05/2011) [-]
Why cant I do it! :(
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User avatar #777 - lilzero (06/05/2011) [-]
It's hard not to get over-excited over something like lucid dreaming. I can't stop thinking about the possibilities O.o
#773 - popadopolous (06/05/2011) [-]
I'm kind of freaked out with my own imagination and subconscious because I once dreamt that I had sex with this hot chick in a bathroom stall, and then egg yolk came out of my PENIS when I came. Sadly, I believed that I was part chicken rather than realizing that it was a dream.
I'm kind of freaked out with my own imagination and subconscious because I once dreamt that I had sex with this hot chick in a bathroom stall, and then egg yolk came out of my PENIS when I came. Sadly, I believed that I was part chicken rather than realizing that it was a dream.
#757 - rapeyourmother (06/04/2011) [-]
It seems that when I was 5-13 years old I would always lucid dream on X-mas eve after having trouble trying to sleep
#755 - brutallover (06/04/2011) [-]
Last week was finals week and I had already done mine so while trying to sleep in class I kept having dreams of me mining in Minecraft then hordes of creepers coming at me...it was awful.
#758 to #755 - ighostinthefogi (06/04/2011) [-]
My bad.
My bad.
#761 to #758 - whatisleet (06/04/2011) [-]
zerg rush?
User avatar #754 - tenminutevision (06/04/2011) [-]
**tenminutevision rolls 373,270,164**
User avatar #753 - biggilton (06/04/2011) [-]
So. I've heard a lot of creepy-mind-scarring-childhood-destroying things happen when you lucid dream. I wanna do it, but I don't want extensive therapy. Any tips on keeping the bad stuff out?
#764 to #753 - killakan (06/04/2011) [-]
ive done it many a time, while dreaming try to remeber you are a god and nothing can hurt you, something scares simply wish it away
User avatar #768 to #764 - biggilton (06/04/2011) [-]
Thanks man, I'll try that.
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User avatar #750 - wackopinkturtle (06/04/2011) [-]
whats lucid dreaming? P:
#742 - derbeaner (06/04/2011) [-]
so no one knows who the blond chick is? :(
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#740 - villie (06/04/2011) [-]
ive managed to get fairly far into the process but getting over excited about it always seems to **** me over
#739 - jinjo (06/04/2011) [-]
When I have sleep paralysis (it happens pretty often to me) I can't inhale, only SLOWLY exhale, does anyone know what to do about it? Cause it scares the 						****					 out of me.
When I have sleep paralysis (it happens pretty often to me) I can't inhale, only SLOWLY exhale, does anyone know what to do about it? Cause it scares the **** out of me.
User avatar #767 to #739 - skatertothecore (06/04/2011) [-]
might be sleep apnea (spelling?) It pretty much stops you breathing while you sleep
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User avatar #749 to #739 - thatnerdyguy (06/04/2011) [-]
Do what he said.
#744 to #739 - bruceleecheese (06/04/2011) [-]
Its cause theres a demon sitting on you chest. Eating apples.
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#741 to #739 - anonymous (06/04/2011) [-]
It sounds to me like you have something called the "old hag" syndrome (seriously, I'm not ************ you). This is a little worse than sleep paralysis, here's some info on it:

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User avatar #743 to #741 - jinjo (06/04/2011) [-]
lol thnks, but you gotta put spaces in the url :P
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