sex positions 2. as promised - more stuff!, keep giving me ideas - more will follow 1st:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2184457/sex+positions/ 3rd:funnyjunk.com/fu
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as promised - more stuff!, keep giving me ideas - more will follow
1st:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2184457/sex+positions/
3rd:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2192259/sex+positions+3/

more sexual positions!
the angry dragon
get a blowjob
when you are
about to cum -
pull girls head
closer, then cum
result
have a doggy
style near a get a bro to climb
window throught the
the magican
window, slip out
fast, and let him
get in instead
go to the other side
of the room and
wave
the bull have a doggy style hold her hair tight
tell her you have
aids
enjoy hellrider
the bulldozer **** pick the girl up
start running
around screaming
beep beep beep"
for more :D
btw thanks for front bade on the first one
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#15 - LedZepHead (06/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
The Surprise Attack

Do her from behind
say you're about to cum, pull out and spit on her back
after she turns around cum on her face
#43 - Zingage (06/03/2011) [-]
The Lion King

1. Pull out before you cum
2. Cum in your hand
3. Dip your thumb and then wipe it across her forehead
4. Say "SIMBAAAA"
#64 - jopiehot (06/03/2011) [-]
The Benito
1. Find woman
2. Shoot woman
User avatar #7 - dannywarwolf (06/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Another Idea.

The farmer's plough:

Do her doggie style and while doing it, pick up her legs, kick her arms out from under her so she face plants, push her around the room while whistling (optional)
#129 - zaberz ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
The Charizard: While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
#199 - mrnsfw (06/03/2011) [-]
dat body turns me on like an ice cream truck
#181 - downstrait (06/03/2011) [+] (18 replies)
Pfff! Been there.
#86 - PickyConnor (06/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
The Gorilla - Shave pubes and keep them in your hand or pocket if you're still wearing clothes. Finish on a girls face, throw the pubes at her face.
#20 - mrtimbits (06/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
alaskan pipeline:  
1. 						****					 in condom  
2. freeze it  
3. use as dildo  
  
  
do not want
alaskan pipeline:
1. **** in condom
2. freeze it
3. use as dildo


do not want
User avatar #234 - TitfaceMcGee (06/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The Magician 2:
--Find "Volunteer"... (Preferably female)
-- **** her
--Saw her in half
--Make her 'Disappear'
User avatar #242 to #234 - grundo (06/03/2011) [-]
Also known as the Serial Killer.
#110 - Ice Explosion (06/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Gorilla Mask- Cum in her face then take some pubic hair and throw it in her face.  
Darth Vadar- Cum in both of her nostrils so she has to breath threw her mouth in a weird way  
Chicken Cutlet- You 						****					 a girl at the beach and your dick slips out in the sand but you just put it back in.  
Spiderman- Cum in your hand and sling it in her face.  
Houdini- 						****					 her from behind and spit on her back so she thinks you cam on your back and when she looks you really get her in the face.  
The 5-0 - When your having sex with a girl and right in the middle of it you yell "						****					 its the cops". You run out and then your friends run in and beat the crap out of the girl.  
Then of course the Charizard which everyone else is posting about.
Gorilla Mask- Cum in her face then take some pubic hair and throw it in her face.
Darth Vadar- Cum in both of her nostrils so she has to breath threw her mouth in a weird way
Chicken Cutlet- You **** a girl at the beach and your dick slips out in the sand but you just put it back in.
Spiderman- Cum in your hand and sling it in her face.
Houdini- **** her from behind and spit on her back so she thinks you cam on your back and when she looks you really get her in the face.
The 5-0 - When your having sex with a girl and right in the middle of it you yell " **** its the cops". You run out and then your friends run in and beat the crap out of the girl.
Then of course the Charizard which everyone else is posting about.
#134 - thebabyrap (06/03/2011) [-]
you dont stand a chance against this guy
#54 - HARMONYHARMONY (06/03/2011) [-]
THE HOUDINI:
1.Screw her from the back
2. Right as you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back
3.When she turns around to ask why you just did that, cum on her face and yell, "HOUDINI!!!"
#99 - norwegianlolz ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
#9 - HughHefner (06/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)

The Wolverine

Shave your pubes and keep them in a cup.
During sexytime, keep this cup nearby
Jizz on her face, and quickly fling the pubes in her face
you are ******* Hugh Jackman
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