How to stop him. this is a little conversation from my previous picture "27 times?"<br /> Their post got thumbs up, so to make it fair t how to stop him
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How to stop him

this is a little conversation from my previous picture &quot;27 times?&quot;<br />
Their post got thumbs up, so to make it fair this picture needs a few

mile 1-". r. Cc. 27. " Heine one min read twilight 27 times with out dying, liar
Men, e wette stop Chuck Norris.
15 -noguchi
Dear god.... that might actually work
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Submitted: 02/20/2010
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User avatar #32 - TheDeadPool (02/21/2010) [+] (13 replies)
we seem to be forgetting that Chuck Norris doesn't read... he just stares at the book until he gets the information he needs

and there is no possible information he needs from that abomination
User avatar #223 - LazyPuppy (02/21/2010) [-]
Too bad Chuck Norris doesnt read... He just stares at the books until he gets the information he wants from them...
User avatar #84 - epicmustachguy (02/21/2010) [-]
you can never get chuck norris to read that crap...
User avatar #80 - Inkfeist (02/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Its only fair if they get the points, which they wont, you will. I will thumb nothing..

*Roll 9*
User avatar #83 to #80 - mizuchi (02/21/2010) [-]
**mizuchi rolls 846,202,866** just seeing it up there is good enough for me
User avatar #85 - BlakeLarson (02/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my dad already killed chuck norris years ago. chuck was on his knees begging for mercy, and then my dad drop-kicked him off mount everest
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User avatar #1 - AngelOfDeathOfDoom (02/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
if Chuck Norris read twilight, it would transform into the most badass story ever. One in which edward rapes bella in the lunch room and than slowly kills everyone in the school.
#152 - mynamecang (02/21/2010) [-]
why would sum1 want to kill chuck norris the kick ass
#97 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
That won't work. Chuch Norris does not read. He stares at the book until he gets the information he wants
User avatar #110 to #97 - DarkMata (02/21/2010) [-]
There is no information in Twilight, and also Chuck Norris can't read gay.
User avatar #19 - Facitchefen (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Twilight will be extincted from the face of earth

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#225 - MMmmMMmmM (02/21/2010) [-]
chuck norris stares down his books for information, so technically twilight would burn itself for it only has gay vampires, holding no information,
User avatar #29 - TehShocker (02/21/2010) [-]
How will you force that which is stronger than God to read such filth?
This is blasphemy!
User avatar #16 - CanadAssassiN (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, books read Chuck Norris.
User avatar #18 to #16 - shitshouldnsparkle (02/21/2010) [-]
chuck norris doesn't read. He just stares at books till he gets the information he wants.
User avatar #237 - JamesTKirk (02/21/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**JamesTKirk rolls 558,079,000**

If this starts or ends with doubles, I become William Shatner again.

If this starts or ends with triples, I give Spock the Enterprise.
User avatar #228 - tang (02/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck Norris does not read books. Books read to Chuck Norris.
User avatar #157 - valentisLOL (02/21/2010) [-]
**valentisLOL rolls 221,273,494**
who the hell would want to stop chuck norris hes the greatest
#122 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [+] (11 replies)
HA Chuck Norris Doesn't Read... He Just Stares Down The Words Until He Gets The Information That He Needs!
User avatar #130 to #124 - imahaloboy (02/21/2010) [-]
chuck norris does not wear sunscreen the sun wears chucknorrisscreen
User avatar #113 - IamEpic (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**IamEpic rolls 414,936,862**
ladies and gentleman...chuck norris is dead if i roll all 9s
User avatar #115 to #113 - IamEpic (02/21/2010) [-]
**IamEpic rolls 711,891,836** attempt 2 o.O
User avatar #57 - CaptainObviousMan (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**CaptainObviousMan rolls 101,490,393**

If Chuck Norris reads Twilight, he will make it stop being gay.
#52 - Thrasher (02/21/2010) [-]
As you can see Anons are actually funny.
#49 - praines (02/21/2010) [-]
**praines rolls 191,967,909**
Oh... My... God... :O
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