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this is a little conversation from my previous picture &quot;27 times?&quot;<br />
Their post got thumbs up, so to make it fair this picture needs a few

mile 1-". r. Cc. 27. " Heine one min read twilight 27 times with out dying, liar
Men, e wette stop Chuck Norris.
15 -noguchi
Dear god.... that might actually work
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Submitted: 02/20/2010
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#291 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
chuck norris will never read twilight, twilight reads chuck norris
User avatar #292 to #291 - tuglifee (02/24/2010) [-]
god dammit i wasnt logged in,, and i appeared as edward cullen.... beafing twilight....

THIS REMEMBER ME **** DOES NOT WORK
User avatar #293 to #292 - Xedan (02/24/2010) [-]
Yeah it does! Your computer doesn't! If your using FF, try Chrome. Firefox can suck at remembering sometimes.
User avatar #294 to #293 - tuglifee (02/24/2010) [-]
ahaha im on chrome
User avatar #295 to #294 - Xedan (02/24/2010) [-]
then it's your computer.
User avatar #290 - Pacboy (02/24/2010) [-]
**Pacboy rolls 264,845,691**
FAIL!!!! YOU ROLLED WRONG!!!
#265 - dimebag (02/21/2010) [-]
roll3 wow
User avatar #263 - chrisNmorris (02/21/2010) [-]
**chrisNmorris rolls 734,633,836** wow
User avatar #262 - IronDragon (02/21/2010) [-]
Why would you want to stop Chuck Norris?
#261 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
chuck norris is dead and i pissed on his grave and he sucked big black dick
User avatar #264 to #261 - SoNofFAILGuy (02/21/2010) [-]
I think it was the other way around
User avatar #268 to #264 - RandomTheMan (02/22/2010) [-]
he just doesnt know it yet
User avatar #260 - Warzonebeta (02/21/2010) [-]
My cousin used Twilight as toilet paper...he now has AIDS and gonorrhea
#259 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
ha he must be a queer if he acrually reads the book
#257 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [-]
**Narkisia rolls 215,280,382** this is ******** !!! chuck norris has read twilight 17 times without commiting suicide and now he is attempting his 18th time!!
User avatar #254 - Joshic (02/21/2010) [-]
i smell a new meme
User avatar #253 - mizuchi (02/21/2010) [-]
OMG! It made it to 5. i feel special.
#274 to #253 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [-]
I would feel special as well If I wasn't anonymous in this post *sigh*
#258 to #253 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [-]
and i feel sorry 4 you :,(
#251 - orbman (02/21/2010) [-]
any book Chuck Norris rewrites itself to include him thus making it epic
User avatar #250 - phaynex (02/21/2010) [-]
it wouldnt work, the only thing that could ever stop chuck norris is bruce lee and hes gone so there is no hope :'(
User avatar #256 to #250 - iwearjesuspants (02/21/2010) [-]
You underestimate the power of how awful Twilight is.
User avatar #267 to #256 - phaynex (02/22/2010) [-]
mmm. probably true, worth a shot i guess, but i doubt we can get him restrained long enough to try it :)
#275 to #267 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [-]
You don't need to, just tell him you don't think he is man enough to read it.
User avatar #248 - blackfleece (02/21/2010) [-]
and with that, my system of beliefs has been torn apart.
#247 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 273,613,327**

Nah, Chuck Norris would read the first paragraph of Twilight and the book would ******* burst into flame.
#252 to #247 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
well he still hasn't read it 27 times now has he?
#246 - TheFatman (02/21/2010) [-]
nice!
#245 - Tonelier (02/21/2010) [-]
Win.
User avatar #241 - Old Man Herbert (02/21/2010) [-]
**Old Man Herbert rolls 010,948,797** if this ends with 9 i will bitch slap my teacher tomorrow
User avatar #237 - JamesTKirk (02/21/2010) [-]
**JamesTKirk rolls 558,079,000**

If this starts or ends with doubles, I become William Shatner again.

If this starts or ends with triples, I give Spock the Enterprise.
User avatar #244 to #237 - TheUnseen (02/21/2010) [-]
Full house....
User avatar #240 to #237 - JamesTKirk (02/21/2010) [-]
Well, profile pic is now William Shatner and Spock now controls the Enteprise...

FML
User avatar #243 to #240 - DarkDreams (02/21/2010) [-]
fail XDDD
User avatar #239 to #237 - Apairofpants (02/21/2010) [-]
Roll ended with 3 0's
Pay up bitch.
#242 to #239 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
It also started with doubles. So he becomes Shatner and gives Spock the Enterprise?blos
#238 to #237 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
wow spocks a lucky guy
#236 - anonymous (02/21/2010) [-]
Roll 9
wow that might actually work.
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