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Iwas with this girl at my ale Jr high.. We had been going out tor a few months and everything
seemed fine and dandy.. Our anniversary was News Years Day, it was really easy to remember
am S month, s month, S month, and yearly anniversary..
Things went first S months.. I mean there was ha actual contact because we wanted
to take it SIILIS...
It was am e month that we went ******* wild. I mean.. We did everything I could have every
dreamed .. I last my virginity, SS [which was weird as **** at the time because I had ha idea haw
to eat a girl out), and fingered heffer time.. But things started had.
She started to became sex crazed. And started getting into S a M and everything.. Like she
wanted to take full ******* control the situation and I was to dd anything.. Everytime I
tried to act move she male ******* swede at me.. She was ******* rough as all hell and did not
give a **** if I was in pain net.
Sex isn' t tun 2 secants after we came when we' re trying to encorporate and she diesn' t give
we a chance to rest.. On top it all.. She stopped shaving completely... At out S month she was
******* hairy it was disgusting.
I ' t even see any mare ******* .. I dam knew why I stayed with heffer long.. Maybe it
was because she was my first.. At am S month things went from bad, to ******* horrible. She
became irritable and tired all the time.. To the point where she male ******* fall asleep during
sex.. The last time we made love, she fell asleep an me with all henpecking disgusting hairy
glory.. I had enough at this point and decided to take action. I get up and ******* yell at her and
wake her up. It was abate this time that I realized why she swine at me, why she was hairy and
why she was sleeping during the latter seasons.. She was a ******* bear. I never saw her again. I
have been scarred tor life.
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#3 - Niathaur (06/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #12 - Vibrator (06/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This proves that if you put sex in the title, no one will say tl;dr
#22 - bobopper (06/02/2011) [-]
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#4 - redsliver (06/01/2011) [-]
*******					 hilarious!.
******* hilarious!.
#91 - yoper (06/02/2011) [-]
#86 - Shmuck (06/02/2011) [-]
The 						****					 did i just read????? LOL
The **** did i just read????? LOL
#20 - stultuscaudex (06/02/2011) [-]
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#79 - ElectronicAvenger (06/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Payback
Payback
#54 - narunarunaru (06/02/2011) [-]
Beat the **** out of her with a bat.
#26 - ryandcow (06/02/2011) [-]
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#15 - krazzykidd (06/02/2011) [-]
He whats going on in this thre-OH LAWDY! NOPE!
He whats going on in this thre-OH LAWDY! NOPE!
#1 - craigscott (06/01/2011) [-]
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#87 - eyecatcher (06/02/2011) [-]
was this her?
was this her?
#59 - rasins (06/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - darkovrlord (06/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#84 - princessboobies (06/02/2011) [-]
Bears can smell the menstruation.[sorry, I'm watching Anchorman and just HAD to put it]
Bears can smell the menstruation.[sorry, I'm watching Anchorman and just HAD to put it]
User avatar #24 - Kasaron (06/02/2011) [-]
/slow clap
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