I KILLED HIM D:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Story:
I was eating at In-n-out burger in LAs vegas, we were sitting outside throwing french fries for te pigeons in the parking lot. GF throws a fry, truck pulls around at about 5 mph, it runs over one of the pigeons that went for the fry in slow motion, we watched as the guts popped out like it was slow motion, it was disgusting.
<<how i felt after

ever wanna cry but blood comes out instead, but you cup it with your hands then it gets angry and just squirts gallons through the little cracks of your eyes.


yea me neither

what the hell is that from

One Hour Photo

Story:
I was drivining my truck in Las Vegas. I was driving home from work after I got fired for something I didn't do. I was going to In-N-Out Burger to pick up some fries for my epileptic son. Just then some bitch throws a french fry in the middle of the road. Pidgeons started swarming toward it and I ran one over. I went home, gave my epileptic son his fries, and went to bed. I slowly walked up stairs to get the gun I was going to kill myself with. I walked up my stairs and got the gun. I got my rifle and shot my dog. Then, went to my wife in the kitchen and shot her. Then, I was walking to my son's room. I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

Feels bad man. Have a internet hug.

Whaaat is this movie, I can't think of the name!

Actually I was first to ask that

Looks like he teleported or something lol.

Your mom is like a squirrel. She's a small, furry rodent whose diet consists of nuts, seeds, fruits, and green vegetation.

And of course..

Well obviously she can't keep nuts out of her mouth, squirrels eat nuts!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Though pigeons are still cooler

parasite

Holy shit i remember that old ad! :D

Sauce?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBOJ25e7GQ

*roll 11*

hardcore shredding!!!

FINALLY I CAN USE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE!!1!