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Paranoid Girlfriend [Description]

What is this? An FJ STORE?!
www.facebook.com/FunnyJunkStore
Yes indeed, check them out on facebook!
Also, credit to redit

Tags: obscurity
a wild extremely livid
me derping along around girlfriend appears'
girlfriend' s house when suddenly
out of no where...
why do you always talk to
derpina?? i know you like her!
but hahe, we are just:
friendful I dan' t like her at hamm... there has got to he a
way out of this somehow...
don' t lie to me I
I know you dal
meanwhile... in damage control center of hrafn...*
sir we' got nothing far
this type of situation!
EVERYTHING
hahe I really just: like her
personality, her good looks
mean nothing to me.
...
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Submitted: 05/29/2011
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User avatar #25 - IamEllis (05/30/2011) [+] (8 replies)
My ex constantly kissed other guys on the cheek and never once kissed me but god forbid if I talked to another girl.
#26 to #25 - anonymous (05/30/2011) [-]
#43 - drulludanni (05/30/2011) [-]
his brain
his brain
#59 - StrictClubBouncer (05/30/2011) [-]
in his head!!!
#8 - steezmachine (05/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Obscurity = credit to fags
User avatar #16 - staccato (05/30/2011) [+] (12 replies)
Um yeah.... Dump that bitch.

Seriously, from a girl who is neurotic at the best of times... that's retarded.
+8
#18 to #17 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#56 - whiiterussian (05/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
THERE ARE NIGGERS IN HIS HEAD
THERE ARE NIGGERS IN HIS HEAD
#62 - gurmetresurection (05/30/2011) [-]
my first thought:
wtf is wrong with his body?!?!
#31 - kietzu (05/30/2011) [-]
Slap the bitch!
#51 - Kingsteveooo (05/30/2011) [-]
Thats when you look her in the eye and say:  
Derpette, If me talking to Derpina means I like her, does this mean every guy you talk to you like?  
Because if so that would make you a lying, cheating whore.  
*sit down and offer her a seat in your knee.*  
Now, men and jobs and so do women, the mans job is to provide for the family, with money and food, and that means interacting with many people, of both genders.  
The womans job is to keep me happy, and fed.  
So, Ill go  talk to whoever i wish, and when im done, I will come back up here for some sex for some food.  
Sound good?  
I knew you would understand.  
Everything will be fine.
Thats when you look her in the eye and say:
Derpette, If me talking to Derpina means I like her, does this mean every guy you talk to you like?
Because if so that would make you a lying, cheating whore.
*sit down and offer her a seat in your knee.*
Now, men and jobs and so do women, the mans job is to provide for the family, with money and food, and that means interacting with many people, of both genders.
The womans job is to keep me happy, and fed.
So, Ill go talk to whoever i wish, and when im done, I will come back up here for some sex for some food.
Sound good?
I knew you would understand.
Everything will be fine.
#15 - techketzer (05/30/2011) [-]
Show that bitch who's boss or get rid of her, but that behavior of a jealous whore is unacceptable.
#72 - anonymous (05/30/2011) [-]
why are there niggers in your brain?!
User avatar #14 - FAISCISTBUG (05/30/2011) [-]
You're not a retard. You need to lose that jealous bitch.
+3
#27 - tezcatzontecatl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 - konko (05/29/2011) [-]
Another fags post?
#87 - firejuggler (06/02/2011) [-]
MY BROTHERS!!!!
User avatar #54 - thefran (05/30/2011) [-]
When a woman asks you an ambigous question, the most sane option is to run away and scream.
#49 - anonymous (05/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
the final boss from the last game you played is rapeing you in the ass how bad is the damage
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#28 - snuffyking (05/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
ENLARGE PIC
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