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Clients from the hell PART 2

Part one:
May create third part, let's see how many thimbs this will get.

Clients Mann the hell Pt. 2
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User avatar #3 - mixxu (05/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#4 to #3 - ubantu (05/29/2011) [-]
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User avatar #15 - kerfufflemachtwo (05/30/2011) [-]
Working in customer service makes you weep for humanity.

I work at U-Haul. We get people who try to rent a truck without a driver's license.

I even had one guy argue with me that a state ID is the same as a license.
#2 - bkiewra (05/29/2011) [-]
stuff like this happenes all the time to me...heres the most retarded; them: hello my computer wont turn on me: what kind of computer is it them: black desktop me: ok i guess you dont know much about it plugged in? them: does it really need to be plugged in? me: yes...
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User avatar #1 - omber (05/29/2011) [-]
Friend does work like this (I do logos and such for him) we get **** like this all the time.. its scary.
#16 - froghole (05/30/2011) [-]
im quietly ragining inside with no way to yell at the people who did these and tell them how dumb they are.
im quietly ragining inside with no way to yell at the people who did these and tell them how dumb they are.
User avatar #12 - guyfromclarksville (05/30/2011) [-]
I die a little when I see one of these comps.
#17 - anocheeanochee (05/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #14 - elocinfuckyeah (05/30/2011) [-]
I have a good one in a restaurant setting:

Customer: I want a nice table by the bar that's quiet, make it a booth instead and I want it right now.

Me: Sorry ma'am but we're busy and it could be a few minutes till a booth upstairs opens up. It won't be longer than 15 minutes, could be less, is that alright?

Customer: This is the worst service I've ever had! I want to speak to a manager! You are such a rude employee, I'm gonna complain to the company blah blah blah blah blah

Me (in my mind): Please let me pull a booth out of my ass for you along with what's left of my dignity.
User avatar #8 - doja (05/30/2011) [-]
Friend(not so great with computers): dude, my laptop broke...can u tell me what's wrong with ti?

Me: hang on, let me get out my crystal ball and i'll tell u in a sec
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#18 - factory (05/30/2011) [-]
Quite commonly actually I find this happening.
Me: Hello how can I help you?
Person: Ugh finaly I've been waiting like 100 calls!
Me: I'm very sorry, what are your problems today?
Person: My computer won't turn on!
Me: Is it plugged in?
Person: No. **** !!
#28 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (05/30/2011) [-]
this is hilarious
#27 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (05/30/2011) [-]
this is hilarious
#26 - anonymous (05/30/2011) [-]
Duuuuuude If that faxing money thing worked i would be faxing myself MILLIONS!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA (pic related)
#24 - anonymous (05/30/2011) [-]
i used to work in a museum that had an exotic butterfly exhibit in a conservatory. you'd walk in, and thousands of butterflies would be flying around you for you to watch as you walked through. ...i cannot tell you how many people asked "are they real?" or "are they alive?" when the walked in...
i'd just start ******* with people and tell them that they were robot butterflies (and don't step on one; they're ******* expensive to manufacture) or that they were zombies, depending on which question the dumbass asked. i hate clients(/visitors).
User avatar #19 - graydiggy (05/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
No **** ... The green and red text makes this look 3D. Just stare at it for a second.
#11 - anonymous (05/30/2011) [-]
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