Hallelujah. Not mine, found it somewhere deep down on my hard drive. Thou shalt not forget to thumb!. Turn it around and obtain -4- Female Holy Symbol Grenade. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt cou
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Hallelujah

Not mine, found it somewhere deep down on my hard drive.
Thou shalt not forget to thumb!

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Turn it around and obtain -4-
Female Holy
Symbol Grenade
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Submitted: 05/28/2011
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User avatar #2 - russianbusinessman (05/28/2011) [+] (13 replies)
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
#11 - DirtyShizno (05/29/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#20 - lmeagno **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#23 - thatmetalkid ONLINE (05/29/2011) [+] (5 replies)
pull the pin and you get
"the holy hand grenade"
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#43 - dankenstein ONLINE (05/29/2011) [-]
it's the holy hand grenade!
User avatar #35 - idoliam (05/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Holy hand grenade and women...never certain of the exact moment they will explode
#33 - ultraderp (05/29/2011) [-]
I can see why females and holy hand grenades are simply the same
I can see why females and holy hand grenades are simply the same
User avatar #37 - dafiltafish (05/29/2011) [-]
the number to be counted is three, no more no less, thou shalt not count 4, neither thou shall count 2 unless proceeding to three. 5 is right out. once the number 3 is reached, being the final number counted, is reached, thou shall pull the holy pin, and then chuck the holiest of grenades at thine enemy and blow them to tiny bits.

alright... 1,2,5

3 sir

3!
User avatar #8 - HeyInternets (05/29/2011) [-]
Let he who is without frags,
Launch the first Rocket
User avatar #1 - slippawinka (05/28/2011) [-]
That is so true..!
If you turn females upside-down they will become a Holy Grenade.
I wish I saw this picture before I tried..
User avatar #19 - ipwndjoomeng (05/29/2011) [-]
we are the knights who say...nee! NEE-NEE-NEE!
#18 - cubanwhiteman (05/29/2011) [-]
You mean when she's on her period, it's a holy grenade.
You mean when she's on her period, it's a holy grenade.
#12 - raptorduck (05/29/2011) [-]
Upside down women are grenades?
That makes quite a few sexual positions a little weird.
User avatar #45 - charybdis (05/29/2011) [-]
Thos years of playing worms 2...
User avatar #32 - xailion (05/29/2011) [-]
Pop the pin or the cherry and you'd be coverd in blood either way
User avatar #28 - scrapiron (05/29/2011) [-]
All this tells me is that nuns blow up.
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