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#718 - anonymous (03/07/2010)
yall kno w he wasn't convicted right? and that most of them just did it to get his money right ? SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET A LIFE ! HE'S DEAD!
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#717 - cammyT (02/28/2010)
why does michael jackson like 29 year olds

because theres 20 of them
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#715 - anonymous (02/13/2010)
YALL WRONG FA DIS MJ WAS SEXI AND DONT ASK ME Y I CAME ON DIS BECUZ THE TITLE WAS MJ JOKE..BUT OVIOUSLY YALL HAVE TO MAKE IT ABOUT HIM LIKEING CHILDREN.BUT HE DONT THE KID EVEN ADMENTED HE LYED>MJ IS INNOCENT
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User avatar #716 to #715 - BlueWaffled (02/21/2010)
I spy an anon :S
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User avatar #714 - FREAKYDEAKY (01/29/2010)
i am so jelious that michael never touched me !!
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#713 - anonymous (01/15/2010)
Fuck you. I hope you get stabbed in the heart 6 times, pushed off a cliff into a busy street, die, go to hell for 2 weeks, come back alive because even the Devil can't like you, Wake up on a bed of nails with an elephants ready to sit on top of you.

^__^
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#712 - anonymous (01/14/2010)
LMAO
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#706 - anonymous (11/04/2009)
who ever made this deserves a bitch slap
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User avatar #705 - gunsnrosesrocks (11/02/2009)
wow...dont get all defensive over michael jackson
shit before he died his name was a pedofile joke..now hes like an idol just because he died.....
when someone dies that doesnt make them a better person,,,hitler died and he wasnt idolized..sure..we dont really know if he did molest a child...but we also dont know for sure he didnt...
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#709 to #705 - anonymous (12/09/2009)
i agree, i understand to an extent to mourn him, but seriously people its been a couple weeks, knock off the idocy
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#707 to #705 - anonymous (11/05/2009)
No, people idolize them because he was an amazing artist and an amazing person. He was very peaceful and I love him as a musical artist, as a friend, and a human being. I officially hate you! YOU Sir deserve a bitch slap!
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#708 to #707 - paigemel (11/05/2009)
That was me I keep forgetting to login.
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#704 - anonymous (10/20/2009)
this is fucking horrible.. i hope Michael Jackson haunts all you bitches.
you guys arent even half as talented as Michael.

love you Michael
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#711 to #704 - anonymous (01/03/2010)
nah he's busy chasing Casper now..
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#701 - anonymous (09/29/2009)
wots the difference between mj and a shopping bag. one is white made out of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other you can put your shopping in
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#700 - anonymous (09/22/2009)
Fuck all of bitches that dont like michael! He was and still a god! He is loved by so many people! he has more heart and love than anyone in this world!
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#699 - anonymous (09/18/2009)
this is fucking disrespectful.
doesnt any one have any shame ????????
God Bless you Michael.
Maybe your better off in heaven. There are no dickheads up their like there are down here.
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#697 - anonymous (08/10/2009)
MICHAEL JACKSON STINKS (LITERALLY)!
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#696 - anonymous (08/09/2009)
all yu stupid ass mother fuckers leaving mean michael comments should go suck a fucking dick yu bitch ass shit faces.
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#695 - anonymous (08/03/2009)
im a true michael jackson fan and all u fuckers need to stop messing around i bet all you assholes have raped yourselves so beat it big ass jerks all u guys need to stop hatin cuz you are pieces of shit
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#702 to #695 - anonymous (10/15/2009)
u see u bought vibrator shoved up your ass and uve got a split personallity so part of u wants it and the other part doesnt
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#698 to #695 - anonymous (08/17/2009)
That's a new one, I've never heard of anyone raping themselves, I'm trying to imagine how someone could do that, they would have to be drunk enough that they didn't know what they were doing (in order to not be giving consent) yet sober enough to remember it and hate it.
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#693 - anonymous (08/03/2009)
YOU NEED TO STOP DIS CRAP AINT FUNNY NO MORE
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#710 to #693 - anonymous (12/10/2009)
what u gunna do ya little cock sucker
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#691 - anonymous (08/01/2009)
michael jackson actually died of food piosoning from eating 5 yr old wieners
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#703 to #691 - anonymous (10/16/2009)
OWNED
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#692 to #691 - anonymous (08/02/2009)
no he did not........he died because he looked at your face bitch
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#688 - anonymous (07/27/2009)
what are michael jackson and farrah fawcett getting for christmas? Patrick Swayze :)
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#687 - anonymous (07/27/2009)
Turns out Michael Jackson is indeed alive, they found him on a children's ward having a stroke.
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#684 - anonymous (07/24/2009)
guys stop doing this to him he never did anything so shut ur big ass mouthes and burn in hell
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#690 to #684 - anonymous (07/31/2009)
for all these people saying he was a child molester did you watch the news when that boy said he only did it for michaels money and all these other boys wanted to acccuse him or did you only watch when people call him gay
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#689 to #684 - anonymous (07/31/2009)
shut up you asshole he was a child molester get over it he's dead!
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#686 to #684 - anonymous (07/26/2009)
How do you know shithead? Were you there ? You should go back to school and learn to spell properly you fucking burger-flipper. "ur" and "mouthes" are not words.
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