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#706 - anonymous (3 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
who ever made this deserves a bitch slap
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#705 - gunsnrosesrocks (5 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
wow...dont get all defensive over michael jackson
shit before he died his name was a pedofile joke..now hes like an idol just because he died.....
when someone dies that doesnt make them a better person,,,hitler died and he wasnt idolized..sure..we dont really know if he did molest a child...but we also dont know for sure he didnt...
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#707 reply to #705 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
No, people idolize them because he was an amazing artist and an amazing person. He was very peaceful and I love him as a musical artist, as a friend, and a human being. I officially hate you! YOU Sir deserve a bitch slap!
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#708 reply to #707 - paigemel (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
That was me I keep forgetting to login.
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#704 - anonymous (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this is fucking horrible.. i hope Michael Jackson haunts all you bitches.
you guys arent even half as talented as Michael.

love you Michael
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#701 - anonymous (1 month ago)  - Hide User's Posts
wots the difference between mj and a shopping bag. one is white made out of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other you can put your shopping in
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#700 - anonymous (2 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Fuck all of bitches that dont like michael! He was and still a god! He is loved by so many people! he has more heart and love than anyone in this world!
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#699 - anonymous (2 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this is fucking disrespectful.
doesnt any one have any shame ????????
God Bless you Michael.
Maybe your better off in heaven. There are no dickheads up their like there are down here.
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#697 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
MICHAEL JACKSON STINKS (LITERALLY)!
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#696 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
all yu stupid ass mother fuckers leaving mean michael comments should go suck a fucking dick yu bitch ass shit faces.
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#695 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
im a true michael jackson fan and all u fuckers need to stop messing around i bet all you assholes have raped yourselves so beat it big ass jerks all u guys need to stop hatin cuz you are pieces of shit
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#698 reply to #695 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
That's a new one, I've never heard of anyone raping themselves, I'm trying to imagine how someone could do that, they would have to be drunk enough that they didn't know what they were doing (in order to not be giving consent) yet sober enough to remember it and hate it.
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#702 reply to #695 - anonymous (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
u see u bought vibrator shoved up your ass and uve got a split personallity so part of u wants it and the other part doesnt
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#693 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
YOU NEED TO STOP DIS CRAP AINT FUNNY NO MORE
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#691 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
michael jackson actually died of food piosoning from eating 5 yr old wieners
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#692 reply to #691 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no he did not........he died because he looked at your face bitch
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#703 reply to #691 - anonymous (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
OWNED
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#688 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
what are michael jackson and farrah fawcett getting for christmas? Patrick Swayze :)
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#687 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Turns out Michael Jackson is indeed alive, they found him on a children's ward having a stroke.
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#684 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
guys stop doing this to him he never did anything so shut ur big ass mouthes and burn in hell
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#686 reply to #684 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
How do you know shithead? Were you there ? You should go back to school and learn to spell properly you fucking burger-flipper. "ur" and "mouthes" are not words.
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#689 reply to #684 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
shut up you asshole he was a child molester get over it he's dead!
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#690 reply to #684 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
for all these people saying he was a child molester did you watch the news when that boy said he only did it for michaels money and all these other boys wanted to acccuse him or did you only watch when people call him gay
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#683 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
OMAR BHATTI. A FUCKING NORWEGIAN RAPPER. JESUS WEPT.
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#682 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
The phrase "You are what you eat" must be true. Jacko ended up looking like a ten year old schoolboy.
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#679 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I find it hard to believe that Michael Jackson was addicted to drugs. I mean, he seemed like such a normal guy in every other way.
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#677 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
It's a medical fact that Michael Jackson was 78% plastic by the time he died. If he had lived another few years he might have achieved his goal of becoming 100% plastic. In other words, he would have become the world's first six foot high HUMAN DILDO. (If they attached an electric motor to his ass he would have been a HUMAN VIBRATOR)
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#678 reply to #677 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
in mjs will it was 4 him 2 be melted down into a slide, so kids can go down on him 4 fever
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#681 reply to #677 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Thats sick,Show some heart--the man is dead
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User avatar #674 - LittlePinkBunny (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I love MJ but these are my fave mj jokes 1: In Honor of MJ's death, Mcdonalds is having a special, the McJackson. 50year old meat between 10 year old buns 2: When farrah faucet died and went to heaven, God granted her one wish, and she asked for all the children of the world to be safe, then MJ died
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#673 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
WHAT'S SMALL AND WHITE AND FUCKS MICHAEL JACKSON? HIS MEDICATION!!!
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