Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus
A horse walked into a bar,
Several people got up and left as they spotted
the potential danger of the situation
What did the little boy with no arms of legs
get for christmas?
A horse walks into a bar,
Animal control is promptly called and the
horse is given to a nearby farmer
Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of
Because he practices safe sex and they were
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender
say "what' ll it be?"
The duck doesn' t respond because ducks
can' t talk
A man walks into a bar
Like a metal bar, it hurt
What did the homeless man get for
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the farmer left the gate open
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