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they forgot, mj died of food poisoning, he ate 12 nuts
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anonymous
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HEY GUYS i just heard that the jackson 5 reunion is having a 20% off discount!!!!!
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anonymous
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even walmart is getting in on the micheaal jackson death there having a sale all boys pants half off lmfao
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robinho
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mj didn't die of a heart attack he died of food poisoning
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anonymous
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Leave Bubbles alone! He appreciated his monkeyism!
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anonymous
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GOOD NEWS FOLKS! THE LONDON CONCERTS ARE GOING AHEAD. BUBBLES HAS AGREED TO STAND IN FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
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anonymous
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What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger???
Michael Wasanigger!!
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anonymous
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What's got eight legs and doesn't fiddle with children? The Jackson four.
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anonymous
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wow... too soon you prick, and he wasnt a pedo, those were false charges for money, you fuckin pricks
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anonymous
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Only someone that got molested by a stupid nigger would say that!
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anonymous
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shut the hell up,u tight now cos hes ded.mj was a good man and pretty cool,but these jokes r funny.Those molestation charges were set.
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omg!!! the 2nd to last one is making fun of one of my fave songs its called smooth criminal by alien ant farm!!! "youve been hit by; youve been struck by; a smooth criminal!!!" lol
mj wuz cool but i do have to admit these r sorta funny!!!!
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anonymous
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smooth criminal by Michael Jackson
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Who the fuck is that at the bottom? Billy Joel? captcha vulva ROFL
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lol that's oracio from csi miami. notice how on frame bottom left he's wearing sunglasses AND holding another set in his hands :P captcha *parry*
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I heard that Michael Jackson actually died due to food poisoning after eating at a McDonald's.
They're still trying to figure out whether it was the eight-year-old meat or the 10-year-old buns.
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anonymous
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WTF THAT MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE????? PIMP MY FUNERAL?????
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anonymous
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That jackass Usher said at the tribute "If it wasn't for Michael, none of us would be here!" What a fucking clown!
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Ordinary hardworking paedophiles like myself had no hope of getting any action when Michael Jackson was alive. We have just candy and puppies to lure kiddies into our clutches. That fucker had a fucking theme park in his garden and could afford to ply kids with Jesus juice and plane rides. Fairness has been restored.
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sadieatthebeach
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JOKES. what DO ppl see in them?
he was so popular; ofcorse ppl are gonna tell jokes.
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Yet you probably worship him. HE IS AWESOME!! RIP MICHAEL!
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haha ok i did laugh at this one only because of the csi thing. because that show is fo sho bomb!
but shut the fuck up with the micheal jackson jokes.. its really not funny.. you guys have no idea what really happened so dont assume he did that.. he helped kids man.. more then any of you ever will..
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at least the children won't be 40 year old virgins trying to defend child molesters on a website where users can submit almost anything they want. In that respect, yes, he did help those kids.
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