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User avatar #367 - darkcrier (2 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
mj died of food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts
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#366 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Wow. This really shows how immature a person could be.
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#364 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Omar Bhatti calling. Stop making jokes about that nigger. He is not my father.
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#361 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Nah. He was just a dick!
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#363 reply to #361 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
thats nasty you prick the charges were fake and he was a good man
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#360 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
correction, Michael Jackson wasn't just a dick. The Paedo loved to suck 'em!
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#357 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Hey Bobburny. FUCK YOU FUCK YO FAMILY.FUCK YOUR MOM FOR RAISING A DEVIL PERSON LIKE YOU! YOU AND YOUR PUSSY JOKES ARE 100% BULLSHIT ON A STICK. FUCK YOU AND ALL THE HATERS. BURN IN HELL AND IM GUNNA PISS ON YOUR GRAVE WHEN YOU DIE!!!!!
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#358 reply to #357 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
You don't sound like a very nice person. Jacko would never have hung with you!
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#359 reply to #357 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Why wait for us to die? Why don't you come around and piss on us now. Lots of people enjoy water sports you know?
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#356 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Michael jackson's death has left the Ku Klux Klan with a bit of a puzzle. Should they be happy because of the death of a nigger, or sad because of the death of a honkie?
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#354 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Hey bitch, I will honestly make jokes about you when you die, seriously I will
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#365 reply to #354 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
FUCK YOU CUNTSLAVE. Signed.... Omar Bhatti.
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#353 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
How the fuck can you find this funny? JUST GROW A PAIR OF BALLS ALLREADY
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#351 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
you fucking ass holes michael jackson was the king of pop and he is fucking better then enywone of you just becose your life sucks i hope you bun in hell
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#352 reply to #351 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Correction: Michael Jackson was actually a dick.
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#362 reply to #351 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I would rather burn in hell, but buns are tasty too
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#349 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
we will miss you mj......musical genuis! i didnt beleive anything the media said. RIP michael!
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#350 reply to #349 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
god damnit michael jackson was 99% plastic rigt now he bein molded into fuckin lego bricks so kids can play wit him fo a change!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#355 reply to #349 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Lousy mutha fucker, you gonna be one of the kids playin with him then
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#348 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
NO WAY WAS MICHAEL JACKSONS BODY IN THAT BOX. NO-ONE WOULD LEAVE ANYTHING SO VALUABLE LYING AROUND WITH SO MANY NIGGERS IN THE ROOM!!!
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#347 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
After seeing those kids at the Jacko tribute, I'd say Stevie Wonder is the only one who thinks they are Michaels'
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#346 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Has anyone else noticed that Michael Jackson fans/defenders all seem to be semi-literate?
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#345 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Its pretty sad what people belive in the media. For Christ's sake, there was no proof that he touched little children, so its not fair for you 'lil biatches for running around saying " WACKO JACKO IZ A PEDO!!!!". Give him some respect for s*** sake! He died like a week ago. His childhood was ruind so thats why he has Neverland. And if you call a person who donates millions to children a "pedo", you defenantly have a problem. It doesnt matter what he " supposily" did it matters what he made, GOOD MUSIC. RIP brother
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#344 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
As a tribute to Michael Jackson on this solemn day, I intend to break into my neighbour's house and fuck their kids!
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#342 - sadieatthebeach (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
when my daughter informed me that M.J. died, she told me he choked on a lego.
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#340 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Poor old Jacko. He hasn't been this stiff since the first time he watched Home Alone 2. Chamon!!!
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#337 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
when michael jackson died and went to heaven, he asked god if there was anyway he could be whiter, then he heard a voice behind him and when he turned around he heard, "HI! Billy Mayes here with OxyClean!"
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#338 reply to #337 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
The way Michael Jackson really died: When Farrah fauster died she went to heaven and asked for all children to be safe.. 3 minutes later michael jackson died.
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#336 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
shame MJ suck a small boys cock in hell faggot
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