Chuck Norris FACTS.. part two, OC hope you like. Chuck Norris defies gravity because no one can dare tell him that he must obey the laws of gravity. Eii] Chuck
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Chuck Norris FACTS.

part two, OC hope you like

Chuck Norris defies gravity because no one can dare tell him that he must obey the laws of
gravity.
Eii]
Chuck Norris burnt a fire proof vest, UNDERWATER!
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April gnd - No one fools with Chuck
Norris.
k'' tere
There is no chin behind Chuck Morris' s heard.. there is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face....... and Fear looked away
More? I feel like doing more
there' s so much more I can do.
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Submitted: 05/26/2011
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#1 - raymondmichael (05/26/2011) [-]
Fore-score, and sixty-five years in the past
I won the civil war with my beard and now im here to whoop your ass.
Ive read up on your facts you cure cancer with your tears.
So tell me chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
Your a washed up has-been on the street selling total gyms
and your gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon
I'll rip your chest hairs out, put em in my mouth
Ill squash you like i squashed the south
I've never told a lie and i wont start now
your a horse with a limp I'll put you down.
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