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sauna at . Ml, lillte
Samual Champlain
may be the only french
person to be a badass. This
guy invented the COD style
collateral. When he came to
the new world to set up
french colonies the natives
were not very happy, but that
didn' t stop Champlain. He
quickly lined up the shot and
fired, killing two indians with
one shot. After that he got a
laked named after him
llooll “SSH
Pusser was the sheriff in
County Tennessee
during the . There was
a large crime problem so
Pusser to a 4x4 board and
carved it into a club and beat
down criminals. He put over
7, 000 criminals in jail as
sheriff. He even jumped on
the hood of a moving car
that was trying to run him
over and beat up the guy
driving.
Jack Churchill was a military
man but got bored so he learned
to play the bag pipes. He signed
up to be a WWII commando
because it just sounded
dangerous. He charged enemies
on the battle field with nothing
but a claymore sword, a bow
and arrows, and his bagpipe
that he played into battle.
This man was shot, struck by
lightning, and bitten by a rattlesnake.
imit One time he was sky diving and his
parachute didnt deploy until he was
nearly 200 feet from the ground and
he walked away unharmed.
1 Afterwards he said this, "Lucky for
l me, I landed on a patch of high grass
and mud, which gave me a little bit of
a cushion. I walked away with a
K" chipped elbow." My personal favorite
thing was when he to wrestled a bear
in an airplane. Thats badass.
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#33 - RedScout (05/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
You can't forget this guy
#82 - tommygentz (05/26/2011) [+] (10 replies)
YES! Found the ultimate badass: Grigory Rasputin, learned about him in history.

Was first stabbed, with his entrails hanging out then left for dead... He survived.
Given enough cyanide to kill an elephant, didn't affect him.
Shot in the back, when the body was investigated he charged the attacker.
Shot twice more and clubbed, ran away
Finally tied up in a blanket and thrown into a frozen river.

The next day they found he untied himself but unfortunately drowned
#235 - brunorosa (05/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i am no grammer nazi but DAMN
#124 - capnchronic (05/26/2011) [-]
i don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but holy ****
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#318 - danohamhead (05/26/2011) [-]
Fixed.
#229 - cashmans (05/26/2011) [-]
I read his name as Pussyer
#389 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
...why was there a bear on a plane?
#375 - Lazyboi (05/26/2011) [-]
You see this Guy? This Badass is named Erik Weihenmayer, He climbed the tallest mountains on every continent, That includes ******* Antarctica, Oh yea and one more thing, He's ******* Blind
#12 - reredrumuoy (05/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
What about Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin


<---------------------- his PENIS is in a museum
#93 - dymysnindy (05/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Coincidence?
#254 - fukkinup (05/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
because killing innocent unarmed indians to take over theyre land is badass
#295 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 933,358,557** YOu have earned this much respect Blaha.
#277 - thisotherdude (05/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
What about Teddy Roosevelt? That badass killed one of every animal to ever walk this earth! And during a speech he got a bullet to the chest (it was only about a inch and a half away from his heart) and he just stood there and gave the rest of his speech, which was another hour and a half, he stood there talking to a massive group of people for over an hour with a ******* bullet in his chest! Now that's badass!
#65 - LeetJohn (05/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The only badass French person?
#301 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I have the award for most badass man alive. Here is my credentials.
1. I'm Russian.
2. When the Bolsheviks tried to kill me, it took poison, guns, hypothermia and a river to kill me. I actually died from drowning.
3. I have a 12in. PENIS.
Nuff said.
#234 - VivaLaAnon (05/26/2011) [-]
Wouldn't the Wikipedia article that you took this from have spelled Samuel de Champlain's name correctly?
Wouldn't the Wikipedia article that you took this from have spelled Samuel de Champlain's name correctly?
#439 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
for samual de champlain how does killing two natives for trying to protect their home make him a hero?
#348 - gotgrilz (05/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
where the **** am i?
#247 - iamcole (05/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>he walked away unharmed
>walked away with chipped elbow
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