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"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Matthew 24:36
now can this ****** just go away
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Submitted: 05/24/2011
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#22 - anonemous (05/25/2011) [-]
< "doesn't happen then either"
#51 - OldSnake ONLINE (05/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;But any prophet who falsely claims to speak in my name must die. But you may wonder, 'How will we know a prophecy is from the Lord?' If the prophet speaks in the Lord's name, but his prediction does not happen, you will know that the Lord did not give that message. That prophet has spoken without His authority and need not be feared.&quot;  
-Deuteronomy 18:20-22  
  
In layman's terms, this dude is a 						*******					 that no one should listen to.
"But any prophet who falsely claims to speak in my name must die. But you may wonder, 'How will we know a prophecy is from the Lord?' If the prophet speaks in the Lord's name, but his prediction does not happen, you will know that the Lord did not give that message. That prophet has spoken without His authority and need not be feared."
-Deuteronomy 18:20-22

In layman's terms, this dude is a ******* that no one should listen to.
#58 - zorch (05/25/2011) [-]
<---- Me, if people still actually believe this ****
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User avatar #64 - Moushi (05/25/2011) [-]
This guy apparently didn't read the bible himself, it says right there that "No man or woman will know the exact date, time, or even year the world will end, only He will know." Not even Jesus knew when it was going to happen.
#23 - anonymous (05/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #37 - WimblesSaid (05/25/2011) [+] (5 replies)
The Bible says you can't predict the Rapture.
#4 - gravegraffiti (05/24/2011) [+] (23 replies)
Yeeeaaaa-No.

The day this guy actually predicts something right is the day I win the Goddamn lottery.
#5 to #4 - The Unheard (05/25/2011) [-]
You won't enjoy it for very long then.

Pic unrelated, unless you're a sea horse.
#71 - PvtDonut (05/25/2011) [-]
Again? Isn't this like the 6th time he said he was SURE the world would end?
User avatar #2 - fuckberries (05/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
sooner or later.. this guy is going to die. maybe he's just predicting the date he is going to die.
#54 - imonadrug (05/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**imonadrug rolls 01** Year the rapture will actually be
User avatar #45 - IceBearJudgesYou (05/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
He'll be dead by then, :l
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#43 - Dominub **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - odelentok (05/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**odelentok rolls 43** dubs and this mofo will die on that day
#39 to #30 - Brownboa (05/25/2011) [-]
**Brownboa rolls 99** Let me try
#79 - ijustlaugh (05/25/2011) [-]
the day after my birthday..
#55 - imonadrug (05/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**imonadrug rolls 9,675** Year the rapture will actually happen
#35 - kingreaver (05/25/2011) [-]
God damn sooner or later we are gonna run out of ideas of when the world will end.... **** it..I say we have 3 days left.. you ******* best be learning the song of time.
#1 - salai (05/24/2011) [-]
no srsly rapture will come
#75 - theomegaman (05/25/2011) [-]
GET. big brother. NOW.
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