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Top 10 one liners Part 3

Part 4: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2149591/Top+10+one+liners+part+4+QUOTES+fixed/
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Sorry if I seem like a Thumb whore, but these are getting harder to find.

Top 10 or'
Part 3
10. Going to church doesn' t make
you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a
car.
9. The last thing I want to do is
hurt you. But it' s still on the list.
8. lfl agreed with you we' d both
be wrong.
7. War does not determine who
is right - only who is left.
6. Knowledge is knowing a
tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
5. Having sex is like playing
bridge. If you don' t have a good
partner, you' d better have a
good hand.
4. Children: You spend the first
2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you
spend the next 16 years telling
them to sit down and shuttup.
3. We never really grow up, we
only learn how to act in public.
2. If God is watching us, the
least we can do is be
entertaining.
1. I asked God for a bike, but I
know God doesn' t work that
way. So I stole a bike and
asked for forgiveness.
These are doing a lot better
than I expected, and I' m
running out of these so lets
say, 100 for more?
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User avatar #4 - yournewdad (05/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Here are some of Jimmy Carr's best ones!

-Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
-Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
-It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
-"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."

deds in next one? :3
#107 - Drumachine (05/24/2011) [-]
PROMISES ONE LINERS


PAGE FULL OF TWO LINERS
#43 - jonnydizzle (05/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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running out of them when ur getting them from here...?!
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running out of them when ur getting them from here...?!
#120 - pupak (05/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'll just leave this here
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#305 to #300 - CashKai (05/24/2011) [-]
**CashKai rolls 00** same
#7 - Feature (05/23/2011) [-]
User avatar #118 - max bone (05/24/2011) [-]
sadly, none of them are one line long
#61 - osbornemantwo (05/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If these are the top 10 one-liners,



Then how are there multiple parts?
#145 - luneaxhina (05/24/2011) [+] (21 replies)
How can you be running out you ******* cheat? You need to login to view this link
#219 - fuckingmakeme (05/24/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#40 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2011) [+] (6 replies)
aLOT of these are from George Carlin  
  
~Forever in our hearts~  
  
  
  
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aLOT of these are from George Carlin

~Forever in our hearts~



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#41 to #40 - cheezyman (05/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, I died.

Whatcha gonna do about it, faggot?
#356 - lynchdude (05/24/2011) [-]
im gonna upload these to facebook to look smart!
#65 - bobscanfly (05/24/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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instead of him posting 10 at a time....you guys can read where he got it from!!!
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instead of him posting 10 at a time....you guys can read where he got it from!!!
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User avatar #323 - Bluecoolman (05/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**Bluecoolman rolls 33** dubs and i rape big brother!
#265 - bobmarleh (05/24/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#78 - BabyBoner (05/24/2011) [-]
Having sex is like playing bridge, I don't do either...
#251 - Theknightsofknee (05/24/2011) [+] (9 replies)
To be honest, idgaf if people are saying this was stolen, or credit wasn't given, or blah blah blah. This made me laugh, and at the very least, you guys gave me a website that I can go to for some lulz. I don't care if people thumb me down for this; im not trying to be rude, but please guys just get over it.
#51 - ihugwallz (05/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i've seen all of these before....
i've seen all of these before....
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