Top 10 one liners Part 3. Part 4: /funny_pictures/2149591/Top+10+one+liners+part+4+QUOTES+fixed/ Part 2 is here: /funny_pictures/2145850/Top+10+one+liners+Part+ Part three the gmae am i doing it right
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Top 10 one liners Part 3

Top 10 one liners Part 3. Part 4: /funny_pictures/2149591/Top+10+one+liners+part+4+QUOTES+fixed/ Part 2 is here: /funny_pictures/2145850/Top+10+one+liners+Part+

Part 4: /funny_pictures/2149591/Top+10+one+liners+part+4+QUOTES+fixed/
Part 2 is here: /funny_pictures/2145850/Top+10+one+liners+Part+2/
Sorry if I seem like a Thumb whore, but these are getting harder to find.

Top 10 or'
Part 3
10. Going to church doesn' t make
you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a
9. The last thing I want to do is
hurt you. But it' s still on the list.
8. lfl agreed with you we' d both
be wrong.
7. War does not determine who
is right - only who is left.
6. Knowledge is knowing a
tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
5. Having sex is like playing
bridge. If you don' t have a good
partner, you' d better have a
good hand.
4. Children: You spend the first
2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you
spend the next 16 years telling
them to sit down and shuttup.
3. We never really grow up, we
only learn how to act in public.
2. If God is watching us, the
least we can do is be
1. I asked God for a bike, but I
know God doesn' t work that
way. So I stole a bike and
asked for forgiveness.
These are doing a lot better
than I expected, and I' m
running out of these so lets
say, 100 for more?
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