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Top 10 one liners Part 2

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Top 10
Par' T 2
10. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,
like my grandfather.. Nert screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
9. Sex is mot the answer. Sex is the
question. "Yes" is the answer.
8. Politicians and diapers have one thing
in common. They should both be changed
regularly, and for the same reason.
Tthe early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
6. Evening news is where they begin with
Good evening', and then proceed to tell
you why it isn' t.
5 God must love stupid people. He
made so many.
4. You do not need a parachute to
skydive. You only need a parachute To
skydive Twice.
3. H' s ntry the fall that kills you; it' s
the sudden stop trt the end.
2. Always borrow money from a
pessimist. He won' t expect it back.
1. You are such a good friend that if we
were on a sinking ship Together and
there was only one life jacket-. I' d miss
you heaps and think of you often.
Well, lets raise the bar this Time... 15
thumbs for more, C) and I get that these
aren' t very funny.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#51 - LightningSaix **User deleted account**
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#75 - Monzo
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Ever play Call of Duty?
User avatar #79 to #75 - xtrmbragnrytz
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that's because you'd be falling for hours TBF
#99 to #75 - thatcanadian **User deleted account**
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#142 - fontos
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#167 - thatmetalkid
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I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.
User avatar #173 to #167 - duckbro
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Oh Mitch how i miss thee. You know his rotating fan really liked to lie to him a lot.
User avatar #177 to #173 - thatmetalkid
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his fake plants also kept dying because he forgot to pretend to water them
User avatar #186 to #177 - duckbro
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And don't forget that an escalator can never truly be broken, it can only temporarily become stairs. Sorry for the convenience
User avatar #191 to #186 - thatmetalkid
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he was also against picketing but could never figure out how to show it
User avatar #193 to #191 - duckbro
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what about all the times that he would mumble things that were completely meaningless and he would then have to repeat himself because his friend didn't hear him. Like that tree being really far away
User avatar #199 to #193 - thatmetalkid
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i see that your profile is that of a duck
your opinion of him must depend on whether or not he had bread
User avatar #202 to #199 - duckbro
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He always had bread I always loved him
#187 to #167 - gowfan [OP]
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User avatar #194 to #187 - thatmetalkid
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i think you're right
thumbs for you and your tribute to a truly great comedian
User avatar #112 - njhahahahaha
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*Goes to facebook to make some of these my status*
User avatar #654 to #112 - kyzfrintin
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Ah, someone else who does that! :P
#94 - lolzhi
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#102 to #94 - nipple
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#443 - cozaasy
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About the mouse one... it doesn't apply if you're this kind of mouse.
About the mouse one... it doesn't apply if you're this kind of mouse.
#375 - hooligun
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this is now my philosophy
#380 to #375 - clevernameguy
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Yeah, I don't that one.
User avatar #400 to #380 - TheRollingBones
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I think you accidentally a word.
#403 to #400 - clevernameguy
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Oh...crap. *I don't get that one.
User avatar #420 to #403 - trippybabe
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The first mouse going for the cheese will get caught in the mouse trap and die, and the second mouse will get the cheese because the trap would have already gone off. Basically, and TheRollingBones said, it's not always best to be the first one to do things
#424 to #420 - clevernameguy
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thanks.
User avatar #407 to #403 - TheRollingBones
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It pretty much means "don't bother being early for stuff".
#466 - shrike
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User avatar #479 to #466 - fuckingtrolls
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there's a difference between didn't and cant
#480 to #479 - anon id: 4695d3f6
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LOl you made me queef **** that was funny
#515 to #480 - grumbo
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...gross
...gross
#485 to #480 - fuckingtrolls
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#501 to #485 - anon id: 4695d3f6
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I think I forgot a comma anyway that was some seriously
funny ****, made my eyes water too
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