Terrible Person Comp 1. These jokes are horrible, but you can't help but laugh Maybe its just me.. Will make some more if it does well! Part 2 is here: funnyjun Terrible Person

Terrible Person Comp 1

These jokes are horrible, but you can't help but laugh
Maybe its just me.. Will make some more if it does well!
Part 2 is here: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2149144/Terrible+Person+Comp+2/

Hey man, want to hear a
J' rakey? How do you make a dead
baby float?
Sure..
Take your foot off of its
I dunno, how?
headd
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
joke? whats the difference
between a Jew and a bar
of soap.
Sure..
A bar of soap lasts longer
I derulo, what? than 45 seconds in the showerd
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
joke?
How do you make a baby
cry twice?
Sure..
Wipe your bloody dick on its
I dunno, how? teddy Pearl
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
joke?
How do you castrate a
Hillbilly?
Sure..
Kick his siter in the
I dunno, how?
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
J' rakey? why are black people
afraid of cruise ships?
Sure..
They are not falling for
I derulo, why? that one againa
I' m a terrible
person.
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Submitted: 05/23/2011
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User avatar #10 - RedPurpleRain (05/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Call me a moralfag, but I really hate 99% of dead baby jokes.
User avatar #55 - skatastic (05/23/2011) [-]
How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream two scoops of dead baby.
#23 - looneyblakcarck (05/23/2011) [-]
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I ****** her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.


I guess we don't watch the same movies.
#30 - Uniscorn (05/23/2011) [-]
So two Japanese men float into a bar.
+24
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#254 - lolwtfidk (05/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Bloody dick was was ******* wrong and disgusting.
User avatar #63 - deytookmejerrb ONLINE (05/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Whats worse than ten babies in a trashcan?




One baby in ten trashcans.
User avatar #28 - soulsyster (05/23/2011) [-]
One day, a little girl sees her parents naked. A few hours later, she walks up to her father and says, "When am I gonna get those things on my chest like mommy has?" The father smiles and says, "When you're a bit older, sweetie."
The daughter than asks, "Well, when am I gonna get that thingie between my legs like you have?" The father looks around, making sure his wife isn't near-by, and says, "As soon as mommy leaves for work."
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny.
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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until your 12 to come on your face.

I'm a terrible person.
User avatar #7 - rkaler (05/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
It actually takes 3 minutes to kill someone in a gas shower. don't ask me how i know this.
#311 - ManBearPigWooky (05/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #60 - bigdominican (05/23/2011) [-]
whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby


i take my boots off when i jump on a trampoline
#334 - dflash (05/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You wanna hear a joke?....Call of Duty
+14
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User avatar #64 - LegendaryPeanut (05/23/2011) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?

Murder his family.
#131 - kgriff (05/24/2011) [-]
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1,001
1 to hold the lightbulb
and 1000 to pick up the house and spin it
#103 - themanwithnoplan (05/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
It would be funnier without the last two panels at every joke.
#293 - katyperryjizz (05/24/2011) [-]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing, you already told her twice.
#144 - anonymous (05/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#145 to #144 - zombiepikachu (05/24/2011) [-]
are you a black jew baby?
User avatar #121 - DaGrammarNazi (05/24/2011) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
User avatar #51 - xcii (05/23/2011) [-]
what do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? i don't know either but it sure could pick a lot of cotton
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