Terrible Person Comp 1. These jokes are horrible, but you can't help but laugh Maybe its just me.. Will make some more if it does well! Part 2 is here: /funny_p Terrible Person
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Terrible Person Comp 1

Terrible Person Comp 1. These jokes are horrible, but you can't help but laugh Maybe its just me.. Will make some more if it does well! Part 2 is here: /funny_p

These jokes are horrible, but you can't help but laugh
Maybe its just me.. Will make some more if it does well!
Part 2 is here: /funny_pictures/2149144/Terrible+Person+Comp+2/

Hey man, want to hear a
J' rakey? How do you make a dead
baby float?
Sure..
Take your foot off of its
I dunno, how?
headd
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
joke? whats the difference
between a Jew and a bar
of soap.
Sure..
A bar of soap lasts longer
I derulo, what? than 45 seconds in the showerd
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
joke?
How do you make a baby
cry twice?
Sure..
Wipe your bloody dick on its
I dunno, how? teddy Pearl
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
joke?
How do you castrate a
Hillbilly?
Sure..
Kick his siter in the
I dunno, how?
I' m a terrible
person.
Hey man, want to hear a
J' rakey? why are black people
afraid of cruise ships?
Sure..
They are not falling for
I derulo, why? that one againa
I' m a terrible
person.
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Submitted: 05/23/2011
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#30 - Uniscorn (05/23/2011) [-]
So two Japanese men float into a bar.
#23 - looneyblakcarck (05/23/2011) [-]
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I ****** her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.


I guess we don't watch the same movies.
#254 - lolwtfidk (05/24/2011) [-]
Bloody dick was was ******* wrong and disgusting.
User avatar #255 to #254 - LordofBobz (05/24/2011) [-]
making it extra funny
User avatar #28 - soulsyster (05/23/2011) [-]
One day, a little girl sees her parents naked. A few hours later, she walks up to her father and says, "When am I gonna get those things on my chest like mommy has?" The father smiles and says, "When you're a bit older, sweetie."
The daughter than asks, "Well, when am I gonna get that thingie between my legs like you have?" The father looks around, making sure his wife isn't near-by, and says, "As soon as mommy leaves for work."
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny.
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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until your 12 to come on your face.

I'm a terrible person.
User avatar #7 - rkaler (05/23/2011) [-]
It actually takes 3 minutes to kill someone in a gas shower. don't ask me how i know this.
User avatar #26 to #7 - swimmingprodigy (05/23/2011) [-]
depends on how much Zyklon-B they used and how many people at once were it the gas chamber. Anywhere from1 minute, up to 10
#13 to #7 - The Unheard (05/23/2011) [-]
How do you know this
#16 to #7 - John Cena (05/23/2011) [-]
oh i thought they meant that jews didnt want an expensive water bill so they take 45-second showers. holocaust joke went RIGHT over my head
User avatar #60 - bigdominican (05/23/2011) [-]
whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby


i take my boots off when i jump on a trampoline
User avatar #55 - skatastic (05/23/2011) [-]
How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream two scoops of dead baby.
User avatar #64 - LegendaryPeanut (05/23/2011) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?

Murder his family.
#131 - kgriff (05/24/2011) [-]
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1,001
1 to hold the lightbulb
and 1000 to pick up the house and spin it
#103 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (05/24/2011) [-]
It would be funnier without the last two panels at every joke.
User avatar #128 to #103 - camtona (05/24/2011) [-]
noted, will change that if I do a second comp
#130 to #128 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (05/24/2011) [-]
Do a second comp
Do a second comp
+24
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User avatar #121 - DaGrammarNazi (05/24/2011) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
User avatar #51 - xcii (05/23/2011) [-]
what do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? i don't know either but it sure could pick a lot of cotton
User avatar #170 - WhereMehSammich (05/24/2011) [-]
how come all black people can run fast and jump high?








all the ones who cant are in jail
User avatar #10 - RedPurpleRain (05/23/2011) [-]
Call me a moralfag, but I really hate 99% of dead baby jokes.
#348 to #10 - John Cena (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you get when you cut a baby's throat with a razor? An erection.
User avatar #148 to #10 - squeaky (05/24/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
User avatar #114 - DaGrammarNazi (05/24/2011) [-]
The real first joke:
How do you make a baby float?
Add sugar, stir, blend, and enjoy.
User avatar #116 to #114 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (05/24/2011) [-]
two scoops ice scream, one scoop dead baby.
#104 - Elderly Man (05/24/2011) [-]
Must think of witty joke to post as comment
Must think of witty joke to post as comment
#110 to #104 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (05/24/2011) [-]
who you calling pinhead?
who you calling pinhead?
#120 to #110 - John Cena (05/24/2011) [-]
Let's take this to the RINGGGGGGGGG~
Let's take this to the RINGGGGGGGGG~
#95 - John Cena (05/24/2011) [-]
I asked my mom how to make a dead baby float and this is what she said:
"Add a scoop of ice cream and some root beer."
#102 to #95 - dodly (05/24/2011) [-]
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User avatar #63 - deytookmejerrb (05/23/2011) [-]
Whats worse than ten babies in a trashcan?




One baby in ten trashcans.
#84 to #63 - spatialstatus (05/23/2011) [-]
Worse? Or better!
+5
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#27 - Comrad (05/23/2011) [-]
why can't you play uno with mexicans?




They steal all the green cards.
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