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10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and
Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
9. My mother never' saw the irony in
calling me a .
8. Women Knight be able to fake
orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship.
TIT sex is a pain in the ass, then
you' re doing it wrong...
6. How is it one careless math can
star"? a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to star"? a campfire?
5. Some people are like Slinkies gqq
not really good for, anything, but you
car/ t help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
4. Why does someone believe you
when you say there are four, billion
stars, but check when you say the
paint is wet?
3. Crowded elevators smell different
to midgets.
2. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea... does that mean that one
enjoys it?
1. Do not argue with an idiot, He will
drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
Say... 10 for, 10 more?
...
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#79 - Preamer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#86 - omailawd (05/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**omailawd rolls 66**
#36 - IAMBOER (05/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
my fav 1 liner
"All gay people are ******* assholes"
#26 - Lemonsauce (05/23/2011) [-]
Pain in the ass sounds pretty good to me.
#45 - wazzinatter (05/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I could swear half of these came from George Carlin. That clever hilarious bastard.
#84 - AllYourBase (05/23/2011) [-]
#1: This isn't facebook.
#2: Every single one of these quotes has been on here at least twice
#3: This wasn't facebook when they were posted any of those times previously.
#4: Go **** yourself.
User avatar #65 - thekrag (05/23/2011) [-]
Lol thank you for a **** ton of new facebook statuses
User avatar #63 - microtype (05/23/2011) [-]
7. If sex is a pain in the ass, more lube.
#60 - TheOneKing (05/23/2011) [+] (7 replies)
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#52 - enekappa (05/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
10 for 10 more...  
  
...Thus far, you owe FJ a total of 749 one liners.   
  
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10 for 10 more...

...Thus far, you owe FJ a total of 749 one liners.

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#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2011) [+] (11 replies)
**anonymous rolls 7,632**
User avatar #22 to #19 - BlaiseGrimm (05/23/2011) [-]
**BlaiseGrimm rolls 9,694** here you go
#95 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're ******* doing it RIGHT! Assuming its the girl, otherwise you're gayer then that purple dancing trollface.

(Sorry, thats the only FBF pic I have in my folder)
#93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Sweet, another reddit repost.
User avatar #103 to #93 - gowfan (05/23/2011) [-]
Actually, this is OC. Or at least someone on Reddit thinks a lot like me, because I personally made this.
User avatar #55 - CarlosRayNorris (05/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
because you cant ******* count 4 billion stars
#112 - aergo (05/24/2011) [-]
I just ate a sandvitch
I just ate a sandvitch
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2011) [-]
"My family was poor, so we didn't have money to spend on toys. Hell, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with."  
  
"How on earth did Buddha, a 700-pound guy, get the balls to teach others about self-discipline?" - Jack Nicholson  
  
"I never understood the idea behind fortune cookies. Of all places you can seek out wisdom... why a cookie?"
"My family was poor, so we didn't have money to spend on toys. Hell, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with."

"How on earth did Buddha, a 700-pound guy, get the balls to teach others about self-discipline?" - Jack Nicholson

"I never understood the idea behind fortune cookies. Of all places you can seek out wisdom... why a cookie?"
User avatar #57 - AlaskaWild (05/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I enjoy diahrrea
User avatar #3 - kellendros (05/23/2011) [-]
More. Right. ******* . Now!
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