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The Internet in Terms of the Human Body. I know I'm missing a lot of important sites, but not everything was applicable.. Theeggman' s Patented Guide to the Int

I know I'm missing a lot of important sites, but not everything was applicable.

Theeggman' s Patented
Guide to the Internet as
If it Were a Human Body"
1. Head: Wikipedia. That' s where the smarts
are hidden.
2. Eyes: Google. They see everything.
3. Ears: Twitter. They hear about everything
before anyone else.
4. Mouth: Facebook. It never shuts up and
eats time.
5. Heart: Us. Contributors and lurkers alike
6. Funny bone: Funnyjunk. Self explanatory
I Appendix: Yahoo. Evolutionarily it used to
have a purpose, but now it' s just there since
no one feels like getting rid of it.
8. Dick: Pornhub. Self explanatory
9. Hands: Digg, Stumbleupon, Remit. They
grab the funny stuff to deliver to us.
10. Feet: Memes. They carry us in terms of
content, but they' re overworked and at times
stinky.
11. Asshole: ychan. Self explanatory.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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Oh ****! Decapitation out of ******* nowhere!
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#42 to #40 - MeTtOoW
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Kinda funny that the dick has more thumbs up.
Kinda funny that the dick has more thumbs up.
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just goes to show being a dick on funnyjunk gets you thumbs :P
#54 to #53 - MeTtOoW
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Touche
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#20 - froghole
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this always makes me laugh  
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this always makes me laugh
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#22 to #20 - AndrewPrice
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Agreed
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is this from a movie?
#65 to #14 - anon id: a2e472f0
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It is. If you really want moar search Tokyo Gore Police.
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wtf?
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ITT:Gooks any kind,  no round-eyed yellowsak'd faggets
ITT:Gooks any kind, no round-eyed yellowsak'd faggets
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is that mawile's evolution?
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*hope
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Gawd i sure hop so......
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Read comment above this post.

**** off.
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**bomazFTW rolls 0,982**

LOL nice one. The eggman became a DR
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Prrrrrrrrromotion!
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funnyjunk and 4chan need to be switch'd.
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#9 - ewaffle
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&quot;reddit=hands&quot;  
&quot;they grab funny stuff to deliver to us&quot;  
lolnope, they make funny content for themselves and shameless fj users just steal it.  
Reddit users either haven't heard of us, but if they did they probably hate us because we steal their content.  
Please, users of FJ, stop taking content from reddit, if I wanted to see reddit I would go on reddit.  
  
Expecting red thumbs because I'm telling the truth, it seems that that's the way it works around here these days.
"reddit=hands"
"they grab funny stuff to deliver to us"
lolnope, they make funny content for themselves and shameless fj users just steal it.
Reddit users either haven't heard of us, but if they did they probably hate us because we steal their content.
Please, users of FJ, stop taking content from reddit, if I wanted to see reddit I would go on reddit.

Expecting red thumbs because I'm telling the truth, it seems that that's the way it works around here these days.
#39 to #9 - anon id: e4f0ba6f
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I'll be in the ANGRY DOME
#51 - mrsmithone
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Digg? Stumbleupon? Do you live in 2006 or are you retarded?
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Pretty sure Stumbleupon is still awesome.
User avatar #79 to #77 - corundum
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Really? I got six viruses from it before I figured out what the source was.