An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm fer several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped fer swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn' t been there fer a while, and
leeks it over. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch deyoung women in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘We' re not coming em until you leave!
The old man frowned, 'l didn' t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get em
of the pond naked/
Helding the bucket up he said, Tm here to feed the alligator/
Some old men can still think fast.