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Maryland Myths

Maryland Myths
Running Man
Myth tells of a man dressed in all black with a pale white face seen
by many kids, in this development always seen after a rain when its
wetard after dark.
Moll Dyer
Moll Dyer is the name ofa legendary resident of
Maryland who was said to have been accused of
witchcraft and chased out of her home by the local townsfolk on a
winter night. Her body was found a few days later, partially frozen
to a large stone. Stories say her spirit haunts the land, looking for
the men who forced her from her home. The land near her cabin is
said to be cursed, never again growing good crops, and an unusual
number of lightning strikes have been recorded there. According to
legend, Moll Dyer rested on a large stone before she died, leaving
indentations behind.
Heartbeat Bridge
In city, Maryland, years ago, at the house across from the
bridge, a man cut out a woman' s heart and threw it into a stream by
the bridge. To this day, if you go there, and turn off your engine,
you can still hear her heart beat.
Black Aggie
In Baltimore, Maryland, the statue of a woman, Black Aggie, over
the grave ofa civil war general is said to come to life ifyou sit on its
lap at night.
Little Girl
Down in the narrow end of Bottom Road, in Harford, Maryland, at
certain times of the night you can see a little girl crying by the side
ofthe road in a torn dress with blood all over her holding a teddy
bear. She looks so real that people actually stop to see what is wrong
then she disappears. The story is unclear but it is said that she was
taken into the woods and raped and beaten by an older man.
At night in the Sainsbury quarry, there over by the playground
down by the water you can see orbs and ghostly like images like dog
clouds moving around even when there is nothing that is foggy
around and some places are colder then others and some places you
can feel things breathing on your back.
Wife was caught cheating on her husband. He beheaded her and
she roams the area of ******** , in search of her head.
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#75 - pedobearsupporter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#121 - CrackingBadly (05/18/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I live in Maryland
I live in Maryland
#64 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (05/18/2011) [+] (6 replies)
#1 Is slenderman, NOT RUNNING MAN!
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#143 - kazik (05/19/2011) [-]
#20 - rkaler (05/18/2011) [-]
probably shouldn't have read that ... oh well, sleep is for the weak!
probably shouldn't have read that ... oh well, sleep is for the weak!
#163 - robskul (05/19/2011) [-]
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walks in on you reading this



he's practicing witchcraft


true story
#24 - solsticeofsorrow (05/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
It's obvious who the running man is....
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#31 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (05/18/2011) [-]
That wasn't a teddybear she was holding
#120 - canti (05/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
say 1st post is slenderman



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#71 - KINGofEPICNESS (05/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
IM FROM MARYLAND
#111 - Itdoesntmatter (05/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#1... You mean slenderman? Well, thats slenderman in the picture at least. (from Marble Hornets)
#147 - cmdnabq (05/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot "Cry Baby Bridge."

People, and I mean a lot of people, say that a crazy woman tossed her infant child over a small bridge in lexington park, now referred to as cry baby bridge. If you go there at night, you can hear the baby still crying into the night. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


btw, live in MD, never heard any of these.
#168 to #157 - allyoudoisdig (05/19/2011) [-]
Maryland women are always tossin their ****** babies.
User avatar #109 - mazic (05/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Black suit and white face!?
Israphel...
#86 - anonymous (05/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i live in maryland and i've literally never heard of any of this. i even live hella close to one of those..
#35 - fiascoblue (05/18/2011) [-]
Have you heard about the monsters that lurk in the mire?

The story goes that in southern Maryland, in a certain state park, there are these creatures that walk on two feet and have claws for hands and look like crabs and if they catch you alone, will slice your PENIS off.

Pic related: I managed to capture a photo of one of the beasts.
User avatar #19 - arrdvark (05/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Oh thats okay, I wasn't gonna sleep tonite anyways....

I live in maryland D:
#130 - rogueshadow (05/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Sorry about that "Little Girl" one...
#34 - bulletone (05/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
me thinks the first 1 be the ol' Slenderman.
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