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Burn Victim

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the weman' s face was severely
burned. The doctor told the husband that they cockpit graft any skin from her body
because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where
the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also haner their secret. After all, this
was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, eyeline was astounded at the weman' s new beauty.
She Geeked mere beautiful than she eater had before! All her friends and
went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and
she was with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, Ijust want to thank we
for everything we did for me. There is no way I could eater repay we."
My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need eatery time I see
your mother kiss we on the cheek."
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Submitted: 02/18/2010
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User avatar #11 - KingJulian (02/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**KingJulian rolls 300,596,335**

So when he's getting a blowjob, he's also doing anal with himself?
+5
#19 - steelguttey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 - Wafflerz (02/18/2010) [-]
lol epic win
User avatar #182 - JohnCRambo (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So if she gives him a BJ does that count as anal?
#7 - FabledShadow **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
**FabledShadow rolls 215,169,132**
and that's how the fight started...
User avatar #135 - GrimWish (02/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**GrimWish rolls 042,505,066** wait if she sucks his dick does that mean he is ******* his ass?
User avatar #44 - ginco (02/18/2010) [-]
**ginco rolls 180,043,277** At first I was like -_-, but then i was like

meh
^_^
User avatar #5 - DemonMatt (02/18/2010) [-]
It took me a second to get that. XD
#163 - FAT BEN SUCKS **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**FAT BEN SUCKS rolls 431,670,373**
so everytime he kisses his own wife wouldnt he be kissing his own ass then?
User avatar #152 - MrWitty (02/18/2010) [-]
**MrWitty rolls 832,458,551** 999,999,999?
#141 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
If people knew that he'd have to hide his wife every time he said kiss my ass.
User avatar #140 - GumbyTheStud (02/18/2010) [-]
looks like he,

"puts on sunglasses"

is bein an ass.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #69 - darkstalker (02/18/2010) [-]
**darkstalker rolls 171,828,462**

they say every thing works out in the end lol
User avatar #39 - VCEmblem (02/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**VCEmblem rolls 001,400,732** rofl
#36 - anonymous (02/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
there was a naked guy sitting on a bench with a newspaper covering his dick. a little girl comes up and asks whats under the newspaper. hes says a bird. the man falls asleep. when he wakes up hes in a hospital, his dick is in excriating pain! the cops say someone called the police say he need emergency help. the police asked if something weird happened be4 he fell asleep. he said there was a girl bugging him. the police went back the bench place and the little girl was there. the police asked
User avatar #40 to #38 - Mustafa (02/18/2010) [-]
**Mustafa rolls 185,543,743** lol
#4 - faceroll (02/18/2010) [-]
lulz! epic win
#3 - Vayck **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
win
#1 - munchlets (02/18/2010) [-]
i luled
n voted ll
User avatar #127 - KyleFengLe (02/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**KyleFengLe rolls 325,001,915**
oh lord...cheatin on her...
#131 to #127 - anonymous (02/18/2010) [-]
?????
#48 - anonymous (02/18/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 001,529,564**so then if the mother knew about the tissue and the daughter's husband told her mom to kiss his ass she cod just kiss her daughter on the cheek?

-muhahaha>:3
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