Jesus is a Pro. /funny_pictures/2120930/This+Guy/. I' m going to create man and with original sin- Then I' m going to impregnate a woman with myself as her chil Jesus jesus is a pro Aids
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I' m going to create man and
with original sin- Then I' m going to
impregnate a woman with myself as
her child, so that I can be horn. Once
alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice
to myself. To save you from the sin
I originally condemned you to.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#23 - junkingfunny
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probly just asking for negative thumbs but, were only born with origional sin because adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit.
#27 to #23 - giblackjoe **User deleted account**
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#44 to #27 - junkingfunny
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yes
User avatar #30 to #23 - jinjo
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actually none of that hapened at all, ever.
User avatar #31 to #23 - DarbyBarthollomew
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It wasn't really a fair deal. I mean, Adam and Eve had no concept of what punishment was. It's like... telling a kid that just learned how to talk that if he eats the chocolate, you're going to water-board him. He has no ******* clue what that is, so he eats the chocolate.
#45 to #31 - junkingfunny
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yeah it was pretty unfair but it happened and im just telling the tale
#26 to #23 - ziggaman
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seriously ladies, do you have to eat everything?
#7 - indeedwatson
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Jesus trick
Jesus trick
User avatar #8 to #7 - abxdlmno
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KUNG POW!
#15 - wookienipplepinchy
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User avatar #20 to #15 - Mosai
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not worth it.
#12 - damoestbeau
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#22 - TENeleven
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User avatar #2 - TheAndroid
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Ok, as much as I hate to be "that guy", Ima have to set something straight: Mankind wasn't created with original sin; truth be told, it came from Adam and Eve, who ate the Forbidden Fruit, and were cast out of Eden as punishment.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dapape
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They were basically made to do it though, otherwise humanity wouldnt exist.
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheAndroid
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Not exactly, the original plan was for man to live in Eden, free from disease and hardship. Of course, the whole thing is highly debatable.
#5 to #4 - Gewdaism [OP]
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you're right bro, we weren't made with it, but god's still a dick for putting it on us and then acting like such a nice guy for sending his son to rid us of it
User avatar #9 to #5 - TheAndroid
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I can accept your opinion. For me though, It's hard to call God a dick for that since we were only given one rule in the garden, and that was to NOT eat the forbidden fruit. Hence the reason it was called forbidden.
#13 to #9 - zombehh
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So why should all humans suffer due to the flaws of two individuals? Also, if Adam and Eve are the first humans, how did Cain and Abel get wives from other tribes without it being incest? How did the only children of the first humans get wives that aren't related to them?

The only logical answer is that more humans were born with Adam and Eve, or shortly after, and gave birth to children the same year as Adam and Eve. This raises the utmost disproving question:
Why were these people who were created only shortly after Adam and Eve banished from the garden of Eden from birth? Adam and Eve are the only humans to have stepped foot in the garden of Eden, yet there were other humans alive and struggling while they flourished.

You mad?
#16 to #13 - zenrath
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Idiot, Incest didnt exist back then, Genes were pure and wouldnt cause defect births. Apart from that it was okay back then, after a short while, God said that they must stop and that it isnt a good thing anymore. And the bible doesnt state how many kids adam and eve had (because apprently the bibles says they lived alot longer when the earth was younger)

You mad? Cose im not :P
#14 to #13 - themanofum
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trollface is supposed to be used when you've done something clever, silly.
#17 to #2 - anon id: 1284106d
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Why doesn't God just make everything perfect? He kind of seems like a douche bag tbh.
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#21 - warlockrichard
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User avatar #1 - whatwhen
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seems legit
User avatar #29 - jinjo
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Gee thanks heyzeus.
#24 - ibinluv
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oh jebus you so crazy (enlarge)
#32 to #24 - anon id: 3eb456aa
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Actually, it did. " And, lo, suddenly there came forth from the cave many dragons; and when the children saw them, they cried out in great terror. Then Jesus went down from the bosom of His mother, and stood on His feet before the dragons; and they adored Jesus, and thereafter retired."