Jesus is a Pro. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2120930/This+Guy/. I' m going to create man and with original sin- Then I' m going to impregnate a woman with mysel Jesus jesus is a pro Aids
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Jesus is a Pro

I' m going to create man and
with original sin- Then I' m going to
impregnate a woman with myself as
her child, so that I can be horn. Once
alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice
to myself. To save you from the sin
I originally condemned you to.
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#23 - junkingfunny (05/17/2011) [+] (6 replies)
probly just asking for negative thumbs but, were only born with origional sin because adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit.
#26 to #23 - ziggaman (05/18/2011) [-]
seriously ladies, do you have to eat everything?
#7 - indeedwatson (05/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus trick
Jesus trick
#15 - wookienipplepinchy (05/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#22 - TENeleven (05/17/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Ok, as much as I hate to be "that guy", Ima have to set something straight: Mankind wasn't created with original sin; truth be told, it came from Adam and Eve, who ate the Forbidden Fruit, and were cast out of Eden as punishment.
#21 - warlockrichard ONLINE (05/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #1 - whatwhen (05/17/2011) [-]
seems legit
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#40 - anonexplains Comment deleted by Gewdaism [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #46 to #42 - lolzersauce (05/19/2011) [-]
Hahaha, thank you anon.
#33 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]


<--- spiderman is always ******* related
User avatar #29 - jinjo (05/18/2011) [-]
Gee thanks heyzeus.
#24 - ibinluv (05/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
oh jebus you so crazy (enlarge)
User avatar #39 - lmOldGreg (05/18/2011) [-]
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
User avatar #38 - Varcast (05/18/2011) [-]
i feel like something is wrong here...
#36 - anonexplains (05/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
*Facepalm*

If you understood the Trinity, you would realize that Jesus and God are two seperate entities and are written to be conversing with each other in Matt-Luke. Also, whether or not God knew of the consequences of placing Adam and Eve in Eden, he did not create them with sin. I know this Funnyjunk and all, but at least try.
#35 - ErnestoCheGuevara (05/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 - dontdoitplzno (05/17/2011) [-]
&lt;-- Me when I read this
<-- Me when I read this
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