Just A Couple Of Jokes. Please feel free to send in any jokes, if I use your joke I will give you dedication in part two!. Just A Couple of Jokes 3. Well, there Lots and of jokes
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Just A Couple of
Jokes
3. Well, there was this Blonde who Just got sick and tired of all the
blonde Jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the
state capitals.
Back in the omae the next day, some guy started telling a dumb
blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
I' had it up to here with these Blonde Jokes. I want you to know
that this blonde went home last night and did something probably
none of you could do... l memorized all the state capitals."
tone of the guys, of course, said ''I don' t believe you. What is the
capital Nevada?"
N", she answered.
ti, Crna day 3 men were wanting across this bridge; an American, a
Mexican, and a Frenchie, When they got to the middle of the
bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pitied a bows of wine out of his
pas k, and threw it over the bridge.
The Mexican at the American both yelled out, "What the hell did you
do that for?" The Frenchie just shrugged and said, "We' got too
much of that in our country."
The Mexican, catching the Frenchies drift. pulled out a bottle of
Tequila and threw it over the bridge. The American and the
Frenchie both yelled out, "What the hell did you do that for?" The
Mexican shrugged and said, "We have too many of that in our
country"
Now, the American thought for a tong time, and finally, he picked
up the Mexican and threw him Into the water. The Frenchie booked
at him in dis belief and said "Why in gods name did you do that?'
and the American regime. "Wene got too many of those in our
country."
Hope you enjoyed,
there will be more on the way!
If anyone wants to give me any
jokes feel free to message me.
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User avatar #1 - spamakaze (05/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A US marine was on his way back from service on a crowded train. The only free seat was occupied by a Frenchwoman's poodle.
The marine politly asked the woman 'madam, I am exhausted, may I use the seat your dog is using?'
She replied 'no, my dog has every right to use that seat, go find another'
So the marine walked the length of the train again but still couldn't find a seat. He returned to the woman 'Madam please, I've been serving my country and need a rest. May I use the seat'
'No.' she replied' You americans are all so arrogent, my dog is using that seat'.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - spamakaze (05/14/2011) [-]
Considering his options, the man picks up the poodle, throws it out the window and sits down. The woman screams 'Help! Somebody defend me!'
A British man sitting nearby exclaims 'you Americans do everything wrong. You eat with your knife and fork in the wrong hands, you drive on the wrong side of the road and you've just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window'
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