Just A Couple of
3. Well, there was this Blonde who Just got sick and tired of all the
blonde Jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the
Back in the omae the next day, some guy started telling a dumb
blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
I' had it up to here with these Blonde Jokes. I want you to know
that this blonde went home last night and did something probably
none of you could do... l memorized all the state capitals."
tone of the guys, of course, said ''I don' t believe you. What is the
N", she answered.
ti, Crna day 3 men were wanting across this bridge; an American, a
Mexican, and a Frenchie, When they got to the middle of the
bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pitied a bows of wine out of his
pas k, and threw it over the bridge.
The Mexican at the American both yelled out, "What the hell did you
do that for?" The Frenchie just shrugged and said, "We' got too
much of that in our country."
The Mexican, catching the Frenchies drift. pulled out a bottle of
Tequila and threw it over the bridge. The American and the
Frenchie both yelled out, "What the hell did you do that for?" The
Mexican shrugged and said, "We have too many of that in our
Now, the American thought for a tong time, and finally, he picked
up the Mexican and threw him Into the water. The Frenchie booked
at him in dis belief and said "Why in gods name did you do that?'
and the American regime. "Wene got too many of those in our
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