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Make Me A Woman. rotflmfao!<br /> Guys: thumbs up!<br /> Girls: thumbs up.. then get back to tha kitchen<br /> (just kidding...). On a " fligh

rotflmfao!<br />
Guys: thumbs up!<br />
Girls: thumbs up.. then get back to tha kitchen<br />
(just kidding...)

On a " flight, a plane passes Through a severe storm. The Turbulence is awful,
and Things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning,
One woman in particular, loses it, Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.
Well, if I' m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I' had
plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN'??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten Their own peril, and they all
store, riveted, crt the deeper' cate woman In the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up In the rear of the plane.
I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He' s gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair, and jet black eyes, he starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unburdening his shirt one button ? a Time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes
his shirt Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding
his shirt to the Trembling woman, and whispers...
Iron this."
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #62 - epicwincomments
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(02/17/2010) [-]
Well, it seems he just

*Takes off sunglasses*

won at life.
User avatar #212 - TwatSwat
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(02/17/2010) [-]
**TwatSwat rolls 715,304,553** ahhh its ok... I have enough electrical equipment to make me feel like a woman..and I dont even need to make it a sammich
User avatar #611 - opinionatedbitch
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(02/18/2010) [-]
I thumbed up. NOW WHO WANTS A SAMMICH!!??
#636 - MCYount
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/18/2010) [-]
**MCYount rolls 180,919,395** thought it's be more like he'd whisper "make me a sandwich," but that works too
#580 - anon id: afe7c584
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/18/2010) [-]
i no thumbs me down but i dont get it could someone explain
#586 to #580 - BrooklynRageMan
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/18/2010) [-]
So the woman wants to feel like a woman for once by having great sex. So the man comes along all handsome, and gorgeous, and what not. then as a sexist joke he whispers in his oh so sexy voice "Iron this" showing that the only thing that can make a woman feel like a woman is by doing housework.
Any questions?
#589 to #586 - anon id: a18e443c
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(02/18/2010) [-]
*sorry, not logged in* lol i didn't get it either xP
funny
captcha: hicks
lawl
User avatar #537 - IEpicWinGuyI
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/18/2010) [-]
"The woman stands up in front of the plane"

What, was she outside the plane?
#444 - holymotherofpeter **User deleted account**
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(02/17/2010) [-]
**holymotherofpeter rolls 385,864,917** why is there a woman on a plane instead of the kitchen?
User avatar #578 - TheAssassin
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/18/2010) [-]
Any guy who would be worried about his shirt getting ironed in the middle of a plane crash is instantly just that much cooler than every other guy on the plane.
#229 - werido **User deleted account**
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User avatar #97 - flashfire
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(02/17/2010) [-]
**flashfire rolls 783,577,053** omigawd lawls if this commetn gets 100 thumbs, ill be a thumbs whore...