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Make Me A Woman

rotflmfao!<br />
Guys: thumbs up!<br />
Girls: thumbs up.. then get back to tha kitchen<br />
(just kidding...)

On a " flight, a plane passes Through a severe storm. The Turbulence is awful,
and Things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning,
One woman in particular, loses it, Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.
Well, if I' m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I' had
plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN'??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten Their own peril, and they all
store, riveted, crt the deeper' cate woman In the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up In the rear of the plane.
I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He' s gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair, and jet black eyes, he starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unburdening his shirt one button ? a Time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes
his shirt Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding
his shirt to the Trembling woman, and whispers...
Iron this."
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Submitted: 02/17/2010
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User avatar #62 - epicwincomments (02/17/2010) [-]
Well, it seems he just

*Takes off sunglasses*

won at life.
User avatar #212 - TwatSwat (02/17/2010) [-]
**TwatSwat rolls 715,304,553** ahhh its ok... I have enough electrical equipment to make me feel like a woman..and I dont even need to make it a sammich
User avatar #611 - opinionatedbitch (02/18/2010) [-]
I thumbed up. NOW WHO WANTS A SAMMICH!!??
#636 - MCYount (02/18/2010) [-]
**MCYount rolls 180,919,395** thought it's be more like he'd whisper "make me a sandwich," but that works too
#580 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i no thumbs me down but i dont get it could someone explain
#586 to #580 - BrooklynRageMan (02/18/2010) [-]
So the woman wants to feel like a woman for once by having great sex. So the man comes along all handsome, and gorgeous, and what not. then as a sexist joke he whispers in his oh so sexy voice "Iron this" showing that the only thing that can make a woman feel like a woman is by doing housework.
Any questions?
User avatar #537 - IEpicWinGuyI (02/18/2010) [-]
"The woman stands up in front of the plane"

What, was she outside the plane?
#444 - holymotherofpeter **User deleted account** (02/17/2010) [-]
**holymotherofpeter rolls 385,864,917** why is there a woman on a plane instead of the kitchen?
User avatar #578 - TheAssassin (02/18/2010) [-]
Any guy who would be worried about his shirt getting ironed in the middle of a plane crash is instantly just that much cooler than every other guy on the plane.
#569 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [-]
and then make him a sandwich.
+4
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#623 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [-]
aha i'm a girl and I LOL'd :D
User avatar #500 - animalgreatgrandpa (02/18/2010) [+] (11 replies)
your a dumbass. 1 millimeter = 1 million meters. get your facts straight
#506 to #500 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [-]
you are a ******** , there are 1000 milimeters in a meter, 100 centimeters in a meter, 10 decimeters in a meter
a megameter is i million meters,
get your facts strait you dumbass
and by the way, i do have an account,
i just saw your comment and wanted to comment
dictard
#489 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [-]
It totally ruined it for me when I remembered that lightening doesn't affect planes at all. It just diffuses around them.
User avatar #97 - flashfire (02/17/2010) [-]
**flashfire rolls 783,577,053** omigawd lawls if this commetn gets 100 thumbs, ill be a thumbs whore...
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 33**
That was awesome.

captcha: papal
#610 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I ******* hate all these sexist bitches.All yall need lives.Just cause you pathetic computer geek "males" can't get a frickin' girl,you feel the rediculous urge to make fun of them.Pathetic.
#618 to #610 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/18/2010) [-]
Its just a joke most of the ppl i know who do this crap and talk about it are just playing around and treat women as good as they should be treated. its the internet there going to be alot of joke in "bad taste" so get over it
#309 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ok, I really do need to get back to making my boyfriend a sandwich anyway. I'll probably give him a blowjob too for making him wait so long.
User avatar #235 - Kushmonster (02/17/2010) [-]
**Kushmonster rolls 548,791,173** roll on the goddam floor laughing
#96 - iwastheturkeyme (02/17/2010) [-]
**iwastheturkeyme rolls 316,495,599** lol im a girl and that was hilarious.
User avatar #1 - stonereyes (02/17/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha i got this in a email once but still funny everytime
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