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A Real Alien?

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The starchild skull was
dound in memo in the
1930' s and
sarhon dating we know
that the skull Is over no
hears old
It has over two dozen maiar
differences
to that a human
This human skull was dound along with the
starchild with her arm craned around what
is described " a arm that was
sticking out oi the ground whim lead to
the discover! oi the starchild
This is the
a tiniest
human hone
Curlew Mt with the starchild
Cabo " unite nineteen
i hypo the is down
and the sarhon and
is uh indicating
its biochemistry is more
like tooth enamel than
regular none
The starchild skull is halt " thick " the
human skull and at some mints even less
which seems odd tor a skull until you
realise it is more than twice as strong " a
human skull
Human starchild
it has smaller late muscles
And is missing Union J, "q T ,
all
Instead its new connects onion
oi its name and magnum owning
Indicating its neck is halt the size oi a
normal human neck
new will see a
lehre embedded
on the surface oi
the skull, these
libres are dound
throughout the
skull and hell!
strengthen it
There are histeria in
hour how that slower
event he little!!! hone
Marrow out leaving it
shim
it strange red substance is dound in the starchild
skull that science can not , it is not dound
in and other sneezes, and it is not blood " blood
turns black when it oxidizes
t (mot
This is the marclar at
that was dound with
the skull
k The size oi the roots
show it was an adult
when the mailed
a staggering more teeth were
discovered waiting to some down
some oi the on results come
out human 265 Base nails long
the other half of the minis
342 Base hairs long and no
are dound in the
National
institute oi health
database
The only emanation that can he given
tor this Milli!!! is that the starchild is the
result of human that mispelt With Allen
...
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Submitted: 05/10/2011
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User avatar #2 - zoef (05/10/2011) [-]
what the hell did i just read o.O
#3 to #2 - anon (05/10/2011) [-]
your birth records.........
#839 to #3 - anon (05/11/2011) [-]
Steven Novella of Yale University Medical School concludes that the cranium exhibits all of the characteristics of a child who has died as a result of congenital hydrocephalus, and that the cranial deformations were the result of accumulations of cerebrospinal fluid within the skull. DNA testing in 1999 found standard X and Y chromosomes in two samples taken from the skull, conclusive evidence that the child was not only human (and male), but that both of his parents were human, since each contributed one sex chromosome

Wiki, a little bit more respected than a random funnyjunk posteee
User avatar #905 to #839 - phatboi (05/11/2011) [-]
wiki.......seriously?
#262 - PedoXBear (05/11/2011) [-]
OK, fine I admit it, I did have sex with that alien.
#278 to #262 - bigkahunaburger (05/11/2011) [-]
******* ...love...that...movie
#24 - JustTheTip (05/10/2011) [-]
Apparently this is what it might have looked like  
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Apparently this is what it might have looked like
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#630 to #24 - jamesyay (05/11/2011) [-]
looks like this guy.... o.0
#420 to #24 - chomps (05/11/2011) [-]
Mystery solved
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User avatar #9 to #1 - brony (05/10/2011) [-]
damn that's weird.. wish we could find out more. are there any other similar specimens?
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#19 to #10 - anon (05/10/2011) [-]
Would you happen to know if this is related to the crystal skulls? Those skulls are shaped differently compared to a human, or at least two of them are, and so maybe connections could be made. Just thinking out loud.
#238 - durkadurka (05/11/2011) [-]
Why do people assume that aliens look anything remotely like humans? Who's to say if some aliens have heads, or even skeletons for that matter. The chances of an alien look similar to a human are slim at best.
Interbreeding between species typically requires very similar DNA to actually produce offspring. The chances that a human and alien would be able to interbreed successfully is even lower than the probability that the alien is human-like.
#250 to #238 - slemslemslem (05/11/2011) [-]
whho knows, maybe there is another planet almost exactly like earth and formed and evolved like earth and if that happened then "humans" on that planet could very possibly look like us
User avatar #261 to #250 - durkadurka (05/11/2011) [-]
Yes there's a chance, but an extremely small one at that. Then you would have to calculate the chances that said humanish aliens A) are intelligent, B) are advanced enough to achieve faster than light travel and C) would for some reason decide to come to earth and make babies.
In otherwords, the chances are almost impossible, but still possible.
#267 to #261 - slemslemslem (05/11/2011) [-]
yeah not saying its likely, but its nice to know we dont know everything about everything, I like being able to think of the possibilities
User avatar #270 to #267 - durkadurka (05/11/2011) [-]
Every hear of the theory that says every decision that is made creates a different universe?
#274 to #270 - slemslemslem (05/11/2011) [-]
yesh... you reminding me of that theory makes me happy...
#626 to #274 - anon (05/11/2011) [-]
Just thinking...

How EPIC would it be...if millions of female human-like aliens came to Earth...purely sent because they needed to repopulate their planet?
Mass, inter-special orgy

-anon
User avatar #347 to #250 - ImDirtyDan (05/11/2011) [-]
the name of the planet you are looking for is Gliese 581g
#348 to #347 - slemslemslem (05/11/2011) [-]
are there human like aliens on it?
User avatar #350 to #348 - ImDirtyDan (05/11/2011) [-]
not for sure but they are 100% sure there IS life
#395 to #350 - slemslemslem (05/11/2011) [-]
sweet sweet
#256 to #238 - ferus (05/11/2011) [-]
Considering the universe is infinitely expanding, the chances of an alien being human-like is just as likely as an alien being un-human like. There is no negative positivity when an infinite is involved. Both have a 100% chance of being true.
User avatar #264 to #256 - durkadurka (05/11/2011) [-]
Yes, but what are the chances that they are close enough where travel would be feasible? It's more likely that the lifeforms closer to us are nothing like us.
#257 - eliggett (05/11/2011) [-]
Better check the hay bales
Better check the hay bales
#191 - jebusthewisefs (05/11/2011) [-]
Or it could be someone with progeria... just sayin
User avatar #233 to #191 - darkforces ONLINE (05/11/2011) [-]
Still doesn't explain DNA mutation
User avatar #310 to #233 - jebusthewisefs (05/11/2011) [-]
You're trusting the DNA analysis to Mexicans? No racism just their technology isnt so evolved haha
User avatar #976 to #310 - darkforces ONLINE (05/12/2011) [-]
lol you have a point there
#199 to #191 - fukyouto (05/11/2011) [-]
thats such a sad disease :(
User avatar #203 to #199 - metabeetle (05/11/2011) [-]
but the results are hilarious
#638 to #203 - puppetsandzombies (05/11/2011) [-]
You will burn in hell.
#192 to #191 - jebusthewisefs (05/11/2011) [-]
Definitely progeria
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#259 - funnyjunkelite (05/11/2011) [-]
skeletors bastard child was found
skeletors bastard child was found
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#807 - dubmartin (05/11/2011) [-]
its megamind!
#255 - Metallicock (05/11/2011) [-]
alien sex
#6 - dgarcia (05/10/2011) [-]
id **** an alien
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User avatar #25 to #6 - Mmrph (05/10/2011) [-]
There he goes, homeboy ****** a martian.
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User avatar #955 to #943 - Mmrph (05/11/2011) [-]
ME TOO! :D
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User avatar #974 to #957 - Mmrph (05/12/2011) [-]
Lmao, behind the scenes eh?
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User avatar #995 to #991 - Mmrph (05/12/2011) [-]
Well she is one kick-ass lady. Lol. I wish I had her looks. D:
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User avatar #1000 to #996 - Mmrph (05/15/2011) [-]
Hell yeah I am. :) Lol
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User avatar #1002 to #1001 - Mmrph (05/16/2011) [-]
Lol I figured.
#890 - loewenstern (05/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#479 - Anoneemous (05/11/2011) [-]
people are so gullible  
  
congenital hydrocephalus = skull deformation  
  
also, a study showed that the sample from the skull had both x AND y chromosomes, meaning that both parents are human
people are so gullible

congenital hydrocephalus = skull deformation

also, a study showed that the sample from the skull had both x AND y chromosomes, meaning that both parents are human
#412 - AMATORY (05/11/2011) [-]
The starchild alien scum is no match for Spaceman Spiff!!!
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